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As part of the FIJMU ongoing paid promotion with Manscraped and their distasteful and cisnormative advertising campaign you cannot escape, we are proud to announce the Dong-Armor-2000 chainmail condom!

Now with 0.003% less pinching and skin-tearing than other chainmail condoms, the new Manscraped atrocity includes a layer of galvanized lead to prevent rusting as well!

Use FIJMU code “OhGodMySkin” for 10% off your order of 70 six-packs or more!*

*includes 15% markup to sellers in the USA and outside of the USA. Does not prevent pregnancy or communicable diseases. Causes many new diseases. Illegal in all responsible nations.