Me to myself, as I watch all of my friends get married

first school is making me go to each class for 30 minutes at 8 o’clock in the morning. last class ended at 10:40, 25 minutes early, and now i’m supposed to do work until 3. except the only work i have would take only 5 minutes if the link actually worked but my teacher isn’t responding, and i’m supposed to be working on a group project for a different class but i don’t even have a teacher or class so i fail to see how i’m working in a group. 

then, to make this morning even better, my mom scolded me for not doing something she asked me to do except she never actually did. and my car is totaled which requires so many insurance forms and i have to go to the school to get stupid textbooks but they haven’t told us how it’s going to work and i have dance in the freezing cold darkness tonight and it’s not even noon yet but today is already shit and ahhhhhhhh. 

brain: lol nah

i thought it was gonna say “points to my big fucking bear arms/claws”