Probably everyone and anyone knows the insanity of BG3 by now but i‘d like to share the hijinks moments from my very first solo play I started in 2024, left for dead for one and a half years and only recently (like a month or so) picked back up. Have not finished it yet.
Info: I decided on a buff afab bard who only became ace because I am a little too ace for this game, probably. (I plan to change that on a second play-through)
1.Lae‘zel accosted me out of nowhere during my third or fourth long rest and demanded a fight because she wanted to date my Tav. I hadn’t put her in my party, she was at camp for the whole time. I do not know how her approval got anywhere near the point of dating but my Tav had to let her down easily because I wandet to romance Karlach. Speaking off…
2. The utter dread I felt when I was probably ten hours of playtime past the tiefling party and learned that you couldn’t romance Karlach if you didn’t inviter to your bed that night. And I did not want to loose my progress so I steadied on with a heavy heart.
3. Withers apprently is interested in Tav‘s romance life…. When speaking to Withers in the Mountain pass, (which I only entered half way through act 2 to get more XP/level up) the bone man got a little accusatory about Tav not having taken anyone to bed. Love that the devs put that in as an interaction but it felt a little personal
4. the Emperor trying to be romantic with my Tav at the start-ish of Act3 and my ace bard having to let them down gently-ish, because there is a time and place for tentacles, but that was not it.
5. ONE (1) Real Life day later: Mizora trying to f*ck my Tav because Hells know why.
4. &6. happened over the span of the last two days. I do not know if I am fine but will update this post of something happens.
At this point I feel like the game is screaming at me „you got to choose your genitalia, use them!“