okay but headcanon that anakin is so photogenic its creepy. like the world literally shifts so he looks good in photos, and paparazzi are initially head over heels for it, but then start to get honestly scared.
they try to take photos of him when thereâs ko way he could look good, but he does anyway.
the more you look at the photos the creepier he gets by the way, iâm talking about his smile being a little too wide, his eyes a little too bright, his limbs being perfectly okay but yet seemingly twisted in abnormal ways when you donât look directly at them.
One time the sun was literally a halo for him.
Another there was a red moon during an interview and even if Anakin does look beautiful in the photos, heâs as terrifying as death himself. the photo is deleted so fucking quickly, yet someone couldnât sleep for a week and has recurring nightmares about the galaxy itself folding on them.
At some point everyone stops taking pictures of him because it feels like the anakin looking back into the photos is actually alive and staring at them. anakin is confused, but does appreciate not being blinded by a swarm of flashes in his face.
There has been one particular paparazzi that kept taking photos of him and then started being so paranoid that they lost their mind. That particular case is paraded like a crazy stalker fan, despite the fact that so many others have seen their photos and could hear the sound of a black hole screeching in their heads, accompanied by what seemed to be the sound of a respirator.
if you donât look at him too closely he looks fine and dandy
a little sunshine i dare say
but donât look at him in the eyes, or for more than thirty seconds. it gets very difficult for the civilians that are editors if they want to edit him
