jasper & remus
scale: um. die? / hate / indifference / it’s uh. okay? / kinda cute / adorable / hot / perfect for each other / chemistry up the ass / the steam is clearing my pores / dead and dying and living and crying
why they would work: i mean, i guess i could see it in some weird alternate universe where, like, everyone else is dead
why they wouldn’t work: remus is, like, nice? and jasper isn’t?
their ship song: no by meghan trainor










