Death note abridged script atrempt
Shinigami one: Ya know. Death note had so much potential fanfic fuel. Just reading the death note rules could suggest several different plot lines.
Shinagami two: yah, but the fans write what they want. Which seems to be mostly about O.C inserts, rehashing the plot line , and shipping.
Shinigami three: personally, I want something like Darths and Droids, where the visual stays and what's said takes the story in a different direction.
Shinigami one: L could be a supernatural fanatic and the outline would still make sense.
Shinigami two: of course the world believes in the supernatural. Light was able to convince people Kira was god, and L believed that a person was capable of causing mass heart attacks, by what means exactly.
Shinigami one: Ls methods do not stand up well to close examination.
Shinigami three: do anyone's?
Shinigami two: nope. But were going to go down this path again. I know we can't compare to the DNA series about Kira the celebrity killer, but lets give this a go people. Ryuk , we need you to go research magic. Fetch boy.
Meanwhile at the high school of OC characters.
Random student: Nooo, this body is too old to have any sort of romance with Matt or Mello that won't end up creepy. Why is this my life?
Teacher: (in flat voice). oh crap not another one.
Try to keep it down. We will give you your registration package after the bell. You have successfully appeared in death note. Congratulations. "
Student: (whiny) but Im not supposed to be a boy.
Teacher: Yah that happens sometimes. Get over it. Now Light, as the only cannon character, why don't you read for the class.
Light: this is Bo Burnham. He is twenty two years old. He has a giant head and tiny nipples, and he looks like the genetic offspring of a giraffe havering sex with Ellen Degeneres. -"
Teacher: (Bored)" that's enough Light. Come back when your over your out of character moment. "