#abriged

RIP Akira Toriyama

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DNA draft one

Of murder and my notes.

Open with Shinagami

Shinigami one: Ya know. Death note had so much potential fanfic fuel. Just reading the death note rules could suggest several different plot lines.

Shinagami two: yah, but the fans write what they want.  Which seems to be mostly about O.C inserts, rehashing the plot line , and shipping.

Shinigami three: personally, I want something like Darths and Droids, where the visual stays and what's said takes the story in a different direction.

Shinigami one: L could be a supernatural fanatic and the outline would still make sense. 

Shinigami two: of course the world believes in the supernatural. Light was able to convince people Kira was god, and L believed that a person was capable of causing mass heart attacks, by what means exactly.

Shinigami one: Ls methods do not stand up well to close examination.

Shinigami three:  do anyone's?

Shinigami two: nope.  But were going to go down this path again. I know we can't compare to the DNA series about Kira the celebrity killer, but lets give this a go people. Ryuk , we need you to go research magic. Fetch boy.

"Nooooo. "

Cue intro

Random death note rule

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Meanwhile at the high school of OC characters.

Random student: Nooo, this body is too old to have any sort of romance with Matt or Mello that won't end up creepy. Why is this my life?

Teacher: (in flat voice). oh crap not another one.

Try to keep it down.  We will give you your registration package after the bell. You have successfully appeared in death note. Congratulations. "

Student: (whiny)  but Im not supposed to be a boy.

Teacher: Yah that happens sometimes. Get over it. Now Light, as the only cannon character, why don't you read for the class.

Light: this is Bo Burnham. He is twenty two years old. He has a giant head and tiny nipples, and he looks like the genetic offspring of a giraffe havering sex with Ellen Degeneres. -"

"Screw the rules i have money"

"Screw the rules i have green hair"