#about larry

Please. Nobody was casually stating Louis was an alcoholic back in your time, but now all Harries think he's addicted to vodka. In contrast, Harry is saying he's given up alcohol and he's running marathons, which he wasn't doing in 2018.

They have been saying this for literal ages, I swear. "How can they be together if they turned into completely different adults" blah blah blah.

They might not be together anymore for all I know, or you know, but it'd certainly not be because Louis is a heavy smoker or enjoys drinking more than Harry does (I doubt he's completely given up any kind of alcohol 7/7).

question for the king himself, bowser !

do you ever witness anyone you know (mario, luigi, etc) have some type of special handshake with your kids ? like a cool uncle vibe thing ?

Bowser: I would hope that none of my kids are stupid enough to be buddy-buddy with the Mario Brothers. They're my mortal enemies after all.

• He is a crow (no shit, Sherlock). A big one. Who thinks he is a lap pet.

• His favourite snacc is Devil-O's cereals - the crunchier the better. (No soggy milky ones please)

• He is Mammon's favourite, always up for some mischief and thieving but much like his dad he is a Good Boy™ at heart and often gives away his loot.

• Lives for shiny things. Likes to lay on his hoard like a dragon and scream just for the sake of it. Then roll down the pile cackling.

• Loves his papa a lot even though he teases him endlessly - plucking out his hair (which he saves to line his bed with. He has saved every hair he can, even rescuing strands from Mammon's hairbrush. (Dad is soft and fluffy, makes good bed!) He also pecks him, screams at him, makes weird noises in his ear as the demon tries to sleep, plays dead to scare the poor guy, sits on his head, screams along to Mammon's music, steals food off his plate just for fun. (He likes to take noodles and swing them around everywhere because he likes the floppiness.)

• Once stole some of Mammon's spiciest noodles and screeched the House of Lamentation down. Mammon had to half drown him in milk to help the burn but Larry hates milk so he sulked for a whole week.

• He's been around for MANY years - Mammon raised him from a chick so long ago no-one can quite remember when. Larry is Immortal, you cannot escape from him! (Possibly, nobody knows.)

• Just like his dad he likes looking for pretty shells on the beach, but also likes picking fights with crabs just for the fun of it.

• Can laugh. It used to creep everyone out but now they're used to it. Probably does it just TO creep people out. Often mimics Mammon's laugh too and he uses that to haunt Lucifer's dreams.