Favorite Book Antagonists
Round 1
Mortola (Inkworld) VS Captain "Aarfy" Aardvark (Catch-22)
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Aarfy
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Favorite Book Antagonists
Round 1
Mortola (Inkworld) VS Captain "Aarfy" Aardvark (Catch-22)
Mortola
Aarfy
Show results
Propaganda under the cut

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Aarfy from Catch-22 and Ralphie from the Sopranos have a similar energy.
sometimes I don’t realize I’m emo over Catch-22 until it’s too late

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Yossarian:can you toss me my keys?
Aarfy: *throws a radio at Yossarian*
Yossarian: I said my keys.
Aarfy: I thought you said radio.
Yossarian: Why the fuck would I say radio?
'I have a better idea,' boasted Aarfy. 'Why don't we keep the three of them here until after the curfew and then threaten to push them out into the street to be arrested unless they give us all their money? We can even threaten to push them out the window.'
'Aarfy!' Nately was aghast.
'I was only trying to help,' said Aarfy sheepishly. Aarfy was always trying to help Nately because Nately's father was rich and prominent and in an excellent position to help Aarfy after the war. 'Gee whiz,' he defended himself querulously. 'Back in school we were always doing things like that. I remember one day we tricked these two dumb high-school girls from town into the fraternity house and made them put out for all the fellows there who wanted them by threatening to call up their parents and say they were putting out for us. We kept them trapped in bed there for more than ten hours. We even smacked their faces a little when they started to complain. Then we took away their nickels and dimes and chewing gum and threw them out. Boy, we used to have fun in that fraternity house,' he recalled peacefully, his corpulent cheeks aglow with the jovial, rubicund warmth of nostalgic recollection. 'We used to ostracize everyone, even each other.'
Aarfy is the scariest character in Catch-22 by far.
So I just said "Aarfy Aardvark!" to my sister.