Apr 19, 2024
For those who celebrate:
Phoenix Wright has been disbarred for five slutty slutty years.
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For those who celebrate:
Phoenix Wright has been disbarred for five slutty slutty years.
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I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.
Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.
There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:
just. please. stop. please.
A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like
📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.
and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.
A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.
klapolly :)
We all joke about how the AJ trilogy would have been so much shorter if Apollo had a gun and all that, but we forget that Apollo could very much own a gun.
Like, that guy was raised in the mountains by a group of rebels. He probably has weapons training and could very much own a gun (illegally, yes, but I don't think his life in Khura'in was very legal anyway). He may look like a twig, but honestly, I am persuaded his punch is absolutely wicked.
For the record I do not think Kristoph is actually that complex in his motivation. His facrade is that hes this big manipulative genius serial killer who's doing all this because he's evil and for reasons you mere morals couldn't possibly understand. And the reason he has black psyche locks is because he completely fucking believes that about himself. When in reality he's just a pathetic petty bitch who's trying desperately to mop up his scheme that he did for absolutely no reason beyond a childish possessiveness. That's it. He just is possessive and wants control. There's nothing more to him but he's convinced himself that there must be to justify his actions to himself because he can't face the truth about who he is. Hence 5 black locks when he says he's an evil person. When I see people being like there was so much more to him, your buying his hype. And like as character I love this by the way. I think he's an excellent villain because despite this he's still scary and intimidating and haunts those he hurt so much. But he himself isn't that deep.
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✅ Won't hesitate to provide false testimonies and forged evidence
✅ Won't hesitate to commit murder for a good personal image
✅ Genuinely thought they'd get away with the shit they did (but hubris was their downfall)
✅ Had no real reaaon to do anything they did. No traumatic backstory. No being blackmailed. Just did everything because they could
✅ Caught by Phoenix Wright
Forget Franziska and Miles, Dahlia and Kristoph are Manfred's kids
NEW KRISGAV BACKSTORY ACTUALLY UP PLEASE EVERYONE CLAP AND CHEER
i'll try to leave it up this time
look... in the year of our lord 2026...
My dream is one day finding out more about Apollo and Trucy's powers 💙 Finished up this print!⭐