#fab 5

Donna : Like Roy has been in love with you for the last ten years 'of our life?

Dick :

Dick : W H A T????

Donna : You didn't know?

Dick : N O ???

Donna : Raise your hands if you thought we all knew Roy had a crush on Dick, including Dick.

Wally : *Raises his hand*

Garth : *Raises his hand*

Roy : *Raises his hand*

Dick : Roy?!

Roy : I thought you knew!

Roy, Wally and Garth are disguised as their respective mentors (they lost a bet with Robin).

Then, Donna and Dick appear, wearing their own hero costumes, albeit of lower quality so they are not identical to the originals.

Roy: Are you kidding? Are you going to go just like yourselves?

Wally: I expected more, actually.

Garth: I'd say it's smart, but...

Donna:

Dick:

"Donna" takes off a wig, smiling.

"Dick", does the same.

Also me: Dick and Jason are drinking buddies,

Tim has put kon, Bernard and Steph in a gc called “the roster” and dipped.

Dick is not allowed to meet Barbara’s friends bc they all like him too much and then it’s rlly hard to bitch about him. (This is actually kinda canon thank u Dinah lance in birds of pray lmao)

The reverse of this is also true but for Dicks exes and Barbara like they get along TOO well.

Babs and Kori are friends.

Babs and Donna are sworn enemies. (Mutual)

Dick gets a different signature food with each of his siblings except Steph cuz they get smoothies. 

Dick keeps trying to get Steph and Donna to meet up but Everytime he tries Gotham gets blown up

Damian refuses to sneak pets in a trench coat bc it’s bad for them to be squished.

Duke is the only bat who knows about the mpreg joker story

Tim and Jason’s only texts to each other are “help” or “you lil shit what did you do!!?!”

Tim, Jason, Cass and Duke all like the discowing suit

Steph and Damian hate it

Damian says he’s spending the weekend not with his dad and everyone assumes Bruce and talia are trying split custody but he needs to bitch about Bruce so he goes to bludhaven

Donna and Dick get drunk together and get progressively more and more sappy about how they should move in together and how much they love each other, you’re amazing no you’re amazing.

Roy and Dick are besties who text like a divorced couple trying to coparent

Dicks exes are in a discord server called “raw. next question” and they have channels called “red heads only” “also dated his brother” “tried to kill him” etc

The redheads don’t have names in this discord “redhead 1” “red head 2” “redhead 3” and so on

They also don’t discuss dick in this server at all

Bruce calls dick for ideas about the Brucie Wayne persona and also when he just doesn’t get why people are mad at him.

Dick calls wally for help with menial tasks

Tim is a big big big fan of THC (same)

Dick goes to raves

Jason is actually the DARE Robin

An image of Dick at a rave went viral on Twitter and Bruce had a mental breakdown so did Jason

Stephanie will never ask Bruce for anything but she buys a 10$ coffee every morning on his card bc of that video of people saying young people can’t buy houses bc of Starbucks and avocado toast.

Jason has a video of 19 yr old Dick spitting at a police officer and he sent it on the family gc when he found out dick went undercover as a cop. It is one of 5 messages he has sent.

Everyone of the Bats is some shade of bisexual

Dicks house is the defacto Bruce is being a lil bitch for the bats and literally everyone who is affiliated with Bruce as long as you bring liquor you’re welcome

Garth and Dick watch sad movies together

Tim and Bruce watch all the bond films together

Damian and Dick watch bird documentaries together

Jason doesn’t watch tv bc he’s a secret hipster (he doesn’t have a tv they keep blowing up.)

Linda has absolutely asked Dick to swing with her and Wally and Dick told Wally about this and Wally’s only reaction was…”soooo is that a yesss or a no?”

The fab 5 titans all hate each others exes, refuse to acknowledge any guilt their friend had in the matter , and will absolutely pretend none of them have dated (they have all dated)

Bruce is in absolute denial that his children date. Like he knows dick has dated people but he assumes that it is kindergarten dating “ah dick spent the night at Barbara’s they must really like holding hands” “Bernard and Tim are moving so fast I mean I saw one of them kiss the other on the cheek??” Meanwhile he has traumatized all robins to ever Robin bc him and Selina Kyle can’t keep their hands right themselves

Also me: cognitive dissonance thank you for your service

Dick has like 25million ig followers, donna does his photos

Do I also think Bruce is well aware of the fact that he is not gonna get phone calls a lot of the time so he will always tolerate those other people because he knows they're gonna get his kids out of trouble? Yes.

Roy Harper and Bruce Wayne.

I do not think Bruce hates Roy, firmly believe Roy would burn that man at the fucking stake.

(well aware of the comics that butchered Roy in order to prop up Jason)

However, Roy Harper is a fucking dad and an amazing hero. It does not matter who calls him he's going to show up.

Tim Drake or Damian Wayne could call up Roy Harper and he will show up because that's the man he is.

Nevermind him and Dick. 

Fab 5 relationship dynamics are my favorite thing to play with because I do not think they will ever truly stop answering the phone for each other.

Donna Troy, Roy Harper, Wally West, Garth are always going to be on Dick Grayson's speed dial much like he will always be on theirs.

As much as I do not think this analogy is super accurate I really compare the superhero teams to like platoons of soldiers in combat.

A lot of the time it can be many years later and if those people call up someone they served with they're going to answer.

When you are going through hell with a group of people, those are the only people who truly understand you.

The entire superhero community has overlap yes, but only some of them are going to understand the exact situations.