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Pronouncing Female Names

Jenissi - red shirt - hahaha!  he slapped that other guy!  he’s touchy too!  He’s my favorite in this video

B-Joo - gray plaid - he’s real handsome too! - omg then he screams after they got it right! I bet he’s a noisy one - omg i love this kid!! 

OMG these two making me laaaaugh!  “Cheryl”  i totally ship those two!

Sangdo - leather coat - he’s good at this too! - like really really good!  - he must be the smart one!

P-Goon - stonewashed coat - he’s handsome too, but kinda quiet in this!

Hojoon - red plaid - oooh, he’s handsome!

Nakta - dark hair, wide eyes - he look like a rapper!

A-Tom - purple coat - god damn he’s attractive!

Yano - blonde, wide eye - he could be my bias, i just like him! - damn, he’s good at this!

Hansol - blonde w contacts - i bet he’s the moodmaker

Xero - turtleneck - i’ve seen him before, he’s handsome - yo, his profile look like GD

* i LOVE LOVE LOVE these videos

Pronouncing Male Names

B-Joo - gray plaid - he’s a bundle of fun

Nakta - dark hair, wide eyes - “whaaaat?” 

A-Tom - purple coat - he’s just soooo handsome!

Jenissi - red shirt - i DIED when he goes “english good” - why isn’t he touchy feely with this guy?

Sangdo - leather coat -

Yano - blonde, wide eye - 

P-Goon - stonewashed coat - he goes “why!!” - i bet he’s the leader

Hansol - blonde w contacts - omg, so much energy!

Hojoon - red plaid - Theoooooooooo dore? - he’s fucking gorgeous in this.

Xero - turtleneck -

hahaha! “Eugene???” 

Image Game

Oh! they’re wearing the same clothes!  that’s easier! 

so apparently they all know that A-Tom is gorgeous, and A-Tom knows it too

Jennessi looves B-Joo

So P-Goon is definitely the leader

The Beat Dance Practice

pink sweatshirt is GETTING it (BJoo)

black sweats (blonde) -  seems hella attractive (HoJoon)

i’m not mad at pink hair (P-Goon)

or red track suit either! (A-Tom)  OH DAMN!  did not expect that to be the same guy from the interviews!  like daaaamn!

white hoodie is fun to watch too (Hansol)

white pants blonde is good (Xero)

Jennessi - backwards hat

Sangdo - yellow sign on sweatshirt

Nakta - tall one

Yano - striped shirt

The Beat MV

there was just way too much going on in this

Sangdo, Xero & Hojoon looking good though!

Top Dog Dance Practice

oooh, that voice in the beginning! “ i do what i do best” 

and who dat rapper w/ boy on his shirt?  cause damn! (Yano)  well fuck me!  he’s on my bias list for sure now!!! - TBH, i kinda stopped paying attn after his rap & went and listened to all his Soundcloud tracks

Pops in Seoul

yeah, no denying it. A-Tom is crazy handsome. even if he is arrogant.

B-Joo is fun. i can tell why he’s so popular!

YO. Hojoon is good looking.  Like for real!

P-Goon - typical leader ;)

Hansol - he is adorable.

Xero is wicked handsome too! i’ve reblogged like 5 pics of Topp Dogg, and 3 were of him..

Sangdo’s a cutie, i really like him!

Yano - seems like he’s overlooked, is he?

Jenessi - why his tattoo say “let me hit that”??? he’s cute though!

Nakta - he seems so chill

Annie MV

OMG okay, so Atom with the round glasses.  When this song came out, i was seeing him everywhere (or maybe it was him and CNU) either way i hated it and it annoyed me to no end.  Love the video though!

Cigarette MV

They all look SO good in this! Damn Hansol!  that girl’s crazy pretty too!

Rainy Day MV & Perf Ver

This is such a pretty song.  And B-Joo gets that choreo

Pepero Day

P-Goon & A-Tom - A-Tom ain’t having this shit.  wonder if he would with a different partner?

Jenissi & Xero are adorable in this.  

Kidoh & Hansol - Awww, Hansol wants B-Joo!  Kidoh seems fun.

Gohn & Yano - Gohn is ridiculous!! hahaa! And Yano’s adorable!

Sangdo & HoJoon - Sangdo is ridiculously handsome in this!

*damn, these kids play to win!!!  HOW COULD I NOT LOVE THEM AFTER WATCHING THIS?

Okay, final thoughts: This poor group has been through so much shit.  

Best Singer: Sangdo

Best Rapper: Yano

Best Dancer: B-Joo (?) Honestly idk?? 

Most Handsome: Hojoon / A-Tom / Sangdo

Bias: fuck.  A-Tom? B-Joo? Jenissi? Hojoon? Yano? Sangdo?

so of course I watch it first and then go back and learn names.

Movie Star Dance Practice

White Coat - okay straight away this dude grabbed my attention w/ his dance (SEUNGHUN)

Blck Shirt - he looks cute!! (YONGHEE)

long sleeve white shirt - he’s a skinny little thing, huh? (BAE JINYOUNG)

short sleeve white shirt - he’s a pretty good dancer too (HYUNSUK)

blue pants - he didn’t really leave an impression... (BX)

Movie Star MV

Bae Jinyoung - he sounds sexy in the beginning (BAE JINYOUNG)

take me high, take me low guy is okay (HYUNSUK)

the one talking through the glass seems cute (SEUNGHUN)

honja namabeorin bam  dude seems cute (YONGHEE)

rapper - still leaves alot to be desired (BX)

dude at 2:38 looks young af (i think this is hyunsuk again???)

Numb Fancam

so suit white shirt (HYUNSUK) & blue hair (SEUNGHUN) jump out immediately.  they’re both really good in this, but i think blue hair just gets it a little bit more??!

red suit - looks cute (YONGHEE)

the rapper still just doesn’t do it for me!!! (BX)

blue hair - i like his voice too (SEUNGHUN)

suit black shirt - i assume this is bae, cause he gets the center alllooottt. (BAE JINYOUNG)

Numb MV

Bae - i like his voice alot too (BAE JINYOUNG)

1st oh nanana - he’s cute (HYUNSUK)

*i really hate the drop in this song.  it ruins it for me*

blue hair’s kinda cute too. he’s obviously my bias this era! (SEUNGHUN)

1:55 - he’s okay.  cute.  (i think that’s yonghee?)

alright, so at this point SEUNGHUN is my bias, and HYUNSUK is my 2nd.  YONGHEE is my visual.  Time to watch some interviews!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyxQ6O83VQI

gray hair is cute (SEUNGHUN)  oh snap, that one’s seunghun?? bias confirmed!  main vocal.

OMG, the blondie is a baby but sooo gd cute! maknae. (HYUNSUK)

YONGHEE - he’s kinda cute.  seems shy though!

BX - omg! why does he seem so awkward??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1E7PH3T5uI

HYUNSUK - ahhhh, he’s still adorable

SEUNGHUN - omg his stupid grin, he’s so cute!!

YONGHEE - he even speaks quiet!

BX - looks alot better in this one.  OMG, i GET why ppl like him.  he seems so fucking clueless he’s adorable!!

BAE JINYOUNG - he’s fine. i dont have anything against him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYvDqTJ-iRc

So I assume BAE JINYOUNG is the leader?? i really don’t know though.  idk, he does seem kind of arrogant though?  i think that’s just his normal though

OMFG.  BX hitting SEUNGHUN w/ the pillow then falling, rierwbviuerwjvnlrsv, i CANT!

HYUNSUK - 18

JINYOUNG - 19

YONGHEE - 19

SEUNGHUN - 20

BX - 21

okay stopped watching after the pillow game

My New World MV

okay, fuck me, those scenes with the moon and asteroids

also, Hyunsuk raps tooooo??? jesus h!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_KY_WHU4RE

this one was really impressive!  these kids were good!

FINAL VERDICT:

i like them alot.  i’m not instantly in love, but they’re a really talented rookie groop i’m going to follow.

BEST VOCAL: SEUNGHUN

BEST DANCE: SEUNGHUN (with HYUNSUK a close 2nd)

RAPPER: idek. i’m not into BX as a rapper

VISUAL: SEUNGHUN / HYUNSUK

BIAS: SEUNGHUN

profile from: misskpop

Stage Name: Hyosung

Birthday: October 13, 1989

Position: Leader, Main Dancer, Lead Vocal

  Stage Name: Hana "Zinger"

Birthday: February 2, 1990

Position: Rapper, Lead Dancer

  Birth Name: Song Ji Eun

Birthday: May 5, 1990

Position: Main Vocalist

  Stage Name: Sunhwa

Birthday: October 6, 1990

Position: Vocalist, Face of The Group, Maknae  

I'm In Love Dance Practice - okay dancer, get the eff out the way!  we're not even 20 seconds in!  I would have re-started it. honestlyyyyy tho That move at 0:35 - the dancer on the right GETS it so fucking good!

Hyosung (yellow shorts) "main dancer" - she really has the best body in kpop!  Her curves make her so sexy!  If she had an ass then she'd be perfect!

Ji Eun (black shorts) - I really like her hair in this

Hana Zinger (blue shorts) "lead dancer" - She was good, but I was really distracted by the other girls

Sunhwa (long shirt) - she really didn't impress me.  Maybe it's just next to Hyosung, but she looks too skinny and plain

Shy Boy Dance Practice  NOPE.  I tried really hard.  Made it 40 seconds in. but no fucking way.

Poison 

Hyosung - she trying to do some beyonce shit at 1:14?  haha, not hating, I support you boo!

Ji Eun - I looove her hair in this

Hana Zinger - Yo, she is BADASS in this one.  I like her rap, and her hair, and I can even put up with the gross blue contacts.

Sunhwa (long brown hair) - again, she looks so tall and skinny, and that does not do it for me. She's probably perfect model proportions though. But I really liked that hair on her.

Madonna  This dance is horrible.  Straight horrible.

Hyosung (purpley hair) - I hate to say it, but there was wayyy too much Hyosung in this.

Ji Eun (long brown hair) - I didn't even recognize her.

SunHwa (black hair) - Her hair looks great so dark!

Hana Zinger (w/ bangs) - yo her English is great!  Where is she from? 

Magic MV  - are they trying to say "magic?" like honestly, if I didn't know that was the title, then I would have no idea what they were saying. Not shade on them, shade on whoever was their vocal coach who didn't make sure they could pronounce it properly. or decently.

Hyosung - reminds me of that one 4minute video when hyuna had that hair.

Ji Eun - is gorgeous.  I think she might be prettier that Hyosung

Hana Zinger (ponytail) - apparently she has gotten a lot of plastic surgery?  Or at least I read that ppl are hating on her nose

Sunhwa - Apparently she gets a lot of plastic surgery too?  idk, but i'm not too sure about her dancing.  She looks pretty tho!

Weekly Idol 2014  I really hate girl group interviews.  All that aegyo and trying to be cute.  & the interviewers only focusing on their bodies and diets.

Hyosung - oooh girl, you sassy!  And WTF Don can't remember her name??? I thought she was like hot shit & all the guys wanted her.

Ji Eun - I LOVE that Conn likes JiEun.  I would never have thought that!

Hana Zinger - She's cute with blonde hair & I love that she started that Sunmi dance.  Man FUCK THAT DIET TALK though.

Sunhwa - So ppl think she's really pretty?? huh.

OMG OMG OMG.  I just realized that I was thinking Ji Eun & Jiyeon were the same person.   Well FUCK. like I was literally thinking "i thought her eyes were more crossed than that"

SECRET Ji Eun - Pretty Age 25, Don't Look At Me Like That, False Hope, Going Crazy

T-ara Jiyeon - Never Ever

Okay, I'm done.

Bias - Hyosung

Best Looking - Hyosung (with Ji Eun right there too)

Best Voice - Ji Eun

I first saw them while i was watching Kanto on The Unit.  And i noticed Jeup (25) first, obvi. (and his Men’s Health Magazine Pics) and I was caught up in him and his looks for a minute

and then I watched a couple old interviews of them, (with Jian with the GOOD blue hair, and Jeup with the pink hair & eyebrows)  But I fell for Taeho’s (24) sassy-pants attitude & started posting pics of him and following IMFACT blogs.

THEN i noticed that Sang (22) is crazy fucking handsome!  Like DAMN. So i started posting a bunch of his pics.  And then today i saw a pic of Sang holding a guitar from a VLive and i HAVE to find out which one and see if he plays.

And THEN i realized that Ungjae (20) is the bisexual prince who was macking on Jungha during The Unit and they were the cutest little couple ever.

And Jian (24) was the one crying his eyes out when he was eliminated. (King of Emotions)

So now I’m watching The 100 VLives and OMG, Sang is so fucking attractive.  And his laugh at like 6:45 is the cutest thing ever.  And when he just follows Taeho to the flag w/o knowing WTF was going on.  They’re too cute!

so let me watch some actual MVs now...  

The Light MV - i love the styling on all of them.  this song isn’t my jam, but i don’t dislike it.  

The Light Dance Practice - So i’m guessing Ungjae is the main dancer. Taeho is super bouncy. Jian’s part sounds so good!  (oh shit, Sang just FULLY grabbed his junk. Boy’s not shy.) yessss Jeup, you get that note baby!!

just watched a couple more “The 100″ episodes and i’m officially in love with all of them. - in Game of Thrones when they raise their hands to be leader, omg. I love them all

Feel So Good is lowkey a bop.  i STILL love the styling.  (even Ungjae’s horrible hair)  

Tension Up is not my fave. Jian’s rap sounds goood though!

Lollipop is fucking adorable.  And the video has everything you want in it.  Ungjae kissing boys, shirtless Jeup, Taeho killing the high notes...

I’ve also decided I love Taeho cause it always looks like there is so much more he wants to say but holds back cause he’s on camera. 

and this video just makes me love them all:

okay FINAL THOUGHTS:

I’m stanning.  Officially.  They’re now one of my groups. Their music isn’t really my thing, but i have fallen in love with the members.  

BEST SINGER: Jeup

BEST RAPPER: Jian

BEST DANCER: Ungjae

MOST HANDSOME: Sang (obvi)

Fantasy MV

Had to watch it once for Taehyun, Once for Sanggyun, now i can watch for the others.

Taehyun - YES.  Fucking finally this kid is SHINING!

Sanggyun - like is this is same kid w/ the big ass hair in Topp Dogg??  Damn, that’s such a glow-up.

tall, dark hair (Donghan) - Oooh, this kids hitting me with some visuals!! 

short, brown hair (Kenta) - i like his voice - is this one one that is into Ricky??

tall, blonde (Hyunbin) - not mad at him or his painted nails

tall, dark hair #2 (Longguo / Youngguk) - i like his look

This was just that kind of song that it’s not even over and you know it’s your jammm.

fantasy dance ver

Taehyun - it is SO goddamn hard not to look at Taehyun.  like fuck.  He’s so charismatic.  and fuck me with that move at 0:46!!  how he glances up at 1:08 ... like damn!

ATom - he just looks so gooood!

Donghan - kid is nailing the eye-fucks

Kenta - i’m so curious to see if his personality is like ricky’s too

Hyunbin - why is this tall guy in this group ;)

Yongguk - i still like his look! Can’t pinpoint why though.

Say My Name

i actually downloaded this already. 

A-Tom - YES.  I always did like him. Not even his voice, just him

Hyunbin - i like his hair

Yongguk - ooh, pretty voice

Donghan - is he the visual??

Kenta - he might have my fave voice

Taehyun - he just looks so cool, like always!!

Enjoy JBJ 1+2

Sanggyun (23) - omg, it’s so good to see he’s still an idiot!  haha! -- awww, i like that he and taehyun get along!! -- OMG, no Taehyun don’t tell him to try the cat whatever!! do you know anything about this kid?? of course he’s going to now!! -- i seriously love that he entertains taehyun!

Donghan (20) - OMG - is that the same one who just killed it in those videos???  he’s a BABY!! -- him in the tub, haha! -- omg, him doing pullups! haha! -- “only the security guard” okay, that’s it this kid is hilarious!! -- 

Hyunbin (21) - okay wait, he has green hair in this... He Loooooooves being famous.

Yongguk (22) - he’s bringing his cats?? ohhhh i loooove himmmm.  wait, my babies are allergic though?? why would they let him bring them????  -- i would think he’s the leader if i didn’t already know Taehyun was -- awww, why’d you make Donghan move off your lap?? it was so cute!! -- 

Kenta (23) - hahaha! “i’ll do the same” I think A-Tom lucked out getting this kid as a roommate! -- this kid seems so relaxed and fun to hang out with

Taehyun (25) - he’s so creative.  -- haha, him sliding onto the couch! -- i love how he laughs --

ohhhh, there was going to be a 7th member?  oh damn!  he missed out!  what a shame!!!

i don’t know about their popularity, but i like their music alot more that WannaOne!

Weekly Idol   *side note - Samuel’s hair looks great like that!*

they’re so stupid!  haha!  damn, Donghan really makes me laugh.  rolling in was his idea?? 

Taehyun just consistently impresses me! he’s a really good leader! wonder how junhyuk feels about that! - i loooove that Conn likes him.  - OMG him dancing with Hyungdon had me shouting! 

how does A-Tom always manage to look like a lost puppy? I wish he was more active like he usually is!

Fantasy MV making

Hyunbin - he’s pretty self-absorbed, huh?? but he do look good with that makeup!

A-Tom’s self -absorbed too.  always has been. He IS really attractive though. & he knows it.  How does he have so much energy though? He always has..

Damnnnn Taehyun.  That move at like 2:00 is A++++

OH DAMN! i just realized yongguk debuted with Longguo & Shihyun! Ohh, i liked that one song.  i hope after JBJ he goes back to that!

Final Impression:

Best Singer - idek! Kenta?? Yongguk?

Best Dancer - Taehyun, duhhh

Best Rapper - Sanggyun i guess?

Most Handsome - Sanggyun

Most Bangable - Taehyun

profile from: here

Kang Daniel (20) - Main Dancer / Sub-Vocal / Sub-Rapper

Jihoon (18) - Visual / Lead Dancer / Sub-Vocal / Sub-Rapper

Daewhi (16) - Lead Vocal

Jaehwan (21) - Main Vocal

Ong Seongwoo (22) - Main Dancer / Lead Vocal

Woojin (17) - Main Rapper / Main Dancer

Guanlin (15) - Maknae / Lead Rapper

Jisung (26) - Leader / Sub-Vocal

Minhyun (22) - Lead Vocal

Jinyoung (17) Sub-Vocal

Sungwoon (23) - Main Vocal

First off, let me tell you that i’m a huge HOTSHOT fan, so i’m already going into this loving Sungwoon.  Also, I have an appreciation for Minhyun & I’m into Woojin cause he looks like Kanto & he’s a damn good dancer!

Energetic FanCam - oh shit this is hard.  so i matched up the color coded lyrics to find out who is who.  Ong really surprised me with his voice.  Jaehwan also has a fantastic voice!!  Not feeling Jinyoung.  Minhyun was really fun to watch.  On point!

Another Energetic FanCam - ooh, this one’s backwards. and why are they talking?? - same for this one, except Woojin is gettin it too, and i’m LIVING for that move Jaehwan does at 1:13.  Daniel bores me in this, but i think that’s his “manly” concept.  Jihoon looks like he’s half-assing it (he’s probably exhausted).  Ong at 2:45 fucking kills me.  like calm down son!!  I’m really impressed with Minhyun.

Energetic Performance MV - OOh, Jihoon’s got a deep voice!, Oooh Jinyoung @ 0:43, Jaehwan has good facials, Ong gets that smirk, damn i love sungwoon!  Daehwi does that 1:57 move waaayyy too seductively

Burn It Up - Ong’s pretty dramatic in the beginning there.  oooooh Woojin gets it!  did Daehwi try to do a slut drop at 1:07?  not feeling it.  I mean solo i would totally be, but not in the group.  also, Minhyun’s GETTING that move at 1:17 & is the only one who actually makes it look good.  again, i’m impressed with minhyun!!!!

Weekly Idol

Guanlin (15) - seems pretty laid-back - had to pause the video to google another video and watch him speak english - he’s so young!

Ong (22) - he was recently on the top of some visual poll.  not my style though - seems pretty hyper - omg, his look at the end of his cf! haha! - i died at his daniel’s dance.  omggg! - OMG, he’s so stupid doing the instrument after Jihoon cried.  - his facials are the best.  this dude was made to entertain.

Jihoon (18) - yeah, he’s crazy cute. - his cf was good!! - why does he do so much aegyo?  like obviously ppl love it, but it’s toooo much cute! - no no no baby don’t cry!!!

Daehwi (16) - i actually really like him being cute - a3www, i like him more after he spoke english! - he slays the gg dances obviously.

Jinyoung (17) - i guess he’s cute?  i feel like he could have used more training.

Daniel (20) - 60cm? realllly?  your shoulders are bigger than Minos?? - he just reminds me of Shownu - okay he got some points for b-boying, but got MAJOR points for the modern dance!!

Jisung (26) - you can tell he loves this shit.

Sungwoon (23) - why do they call him cloud?? - awww, i love when conn pulls him onto his lap! - i love how he’s doing the sexy dance & then starts to laugh as soon as he does daniel’s dance

Jaehwan (21) - i can’t quite get a handle on his personality!  i just want to see more of him.  musically. - omg, him bopping along on the sidelines to twice!

Woojin (17) - I’ll tell you what, Woojin is wearing those clothes isn’t he?  damn!    - i love how conn laughs at him right out the gate. - omg! Cony Loves him!!! - my boy GOT daniel’s dance! - awwww, i love that the fans love his snaggletooth! - omg -  thank you conn & don for stopping this child’s sexy dance!! - my new child wins the cover dance battle cause he knew both boy & girl groups!

Minhyun (22) - he has gorgeous teeth!! -

*they’re recording this at 1am?? those poor poor boys!! & ughhh, i hate when they get so sweaty.  like let them cool down for 10 minutes after!  or blast the a/c!  damn!

Wanna One Go -1 & -2 - i kinda skimmed through these...

- i LOVE that minhyun looks at the kitchen first.  priorities.

- OMG.  Sungwoon brought a toaster.  i can’t breathe!!!  

- Jaehwan brought them presents??  awww, but why don’t they like him?? (honestly, i can’t tell if he’s annoying or not).  

- OMG, Ong & Daniel getting out of the car on opposite sides had me laughing.

- Sungwoon & Jisung got me laughing too. making the best of a bad situation. - Woojin would rather be anywhere in the world but there!

- DAehwi’s cute as hell.

Okay: final impressions:

i’m not craaazy about them, but i’ll definitely keep up with them now.

bias - Woojin (and still Sungwoon) then Ong

secret bias - Jihoon

vocal - Jaehwan, fucking duh.  but also Ong.

visual - Woojin then Sungwoon, Jihoon

most talented - Jaehwan & Ong

best rapper - Woojin

Hide & Seek Dance Practice - Goddamn, i love their choreo.  It’s hard to tell who the best dancer is, cause this is a group choreo, but white baseball shirt (Rocky) has caught my eye.  and blue hoodie (Eunwoo) looks adorable how he flicks his hair and nods all the time

Hide & Seek - okay, this video is cute as hell, and this song is super catchy

Again Dance Practice - picture shirt (Rocky) is dancing with some sass!!, blonde dark shirt (JinJin) how that deep voice come out of him??

Breathless Dance Practice - straight away Red baseball shirt (Rocky) is killing it, b&w stripes (JinJin) facials are fucking adorable, pink shirt (Moonbin) is fun to watch too, and blue stripe (Eunwoo) looks cute as hell

Weekly Idol - *okay, it’s not fucking fair that jooheon’s on this... STOP distracting me!!* OMG, their jurassic world... what other idols would???

JinJin - blue hoodie - he’s the leader?  he looks like he has a nice jawline. - OMG, his model walk, he looked back at it!!, 

Rocky - black jacket

Moonbin - flannel - he’s cute as hell - that really was entertaining when he was smelling them

Sanha - grey hoodie - OMG i’m in love.  let me noona and protect him forever. ohhhh, he plays guitar

MJ - Red

Eunwoo - blue sweater - he’s like boring handsome though, 

Nimdle - Okay, was that Sanha that screamed like a banshee in the first 30 seconds??, ohhh i love him already.  & MJ’s cute as hell,   OMGGGG SAnha & MJ are fucking adorable!!  are they always like this?? // MJ is KILLING me!  Rocky: “I’m Not...” MJ: “Handsome” haha! // they’re having so much fun in these!!

Cat’s Eye Dance Practice - Omg my heart is gonna burst!

Final Thoughts:

They’re adorable and I have 6 new children now.  IMO, they’re like the male TWICE. 

Bias - idkkkk man. MJ?  Idk, how do i pick??

Fave Dancer - Rocky

Most Handsome - Moonbin

Best Voice - MJ

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as always i watch the video first then go back through to see who’s who.

Limitless FanCam

yuta (21 yrs) right out the gate floral shoulders grabbed my eye and kinda held it  

haechan (16 yrs) i’m also feeling pom pom hat, like damn!  (WAIT, HES 16???  GODDD, they gotta stop debuting them so young!  fame is gonna fuck him up!)

jaehyun (20 yrs) but then i rewatched it and blondie with the NY jersey JUST. STOLE. IT.  His dancing is SICK!  it’s so fluid and sharp at the same time!!!

doyoung (21 yrs) tall pink hair w/ the long coat - aint doing anything for me dancing wise (like at all), but he has a real pretty voice!!

win win (19 yrs) jaden smith hair - meh.

taeyong (21 yrs) red sweater - yo, he’s killing it too TBH

mark (17 yrs) pink hair w/ Zebra coat - not really doing it for me, i mean he’s not bad or anything, just not doing it for me

taeil (22 yrs) white pants - him either, except his voice, duh. he’s gotta be the main vocal

johnny (22 yrs) tall kid w/ brown coat - don’t hate him, dont love him

Weekly Idol 2017

johnny (127) - why so tall bro?

haechan (127, Dream) - red boots - THIS cute little boy was dancing so damn well??? (don’s such an ass sometimes...)

mark (127, U, dream) - blonde curls - so he’s the only one in all 3...

winwin (127) - blue plaid - okay, he’s really cute. i get why everybody likes him, awww he’s got those inside braces!

taeyong (127, U) red sweatshirt - 

jaehyun (127, U) - yo, his pronuncuation is good!  (*and remember when ya’ll used to watch eatyourkimchi, and martina would say she hated turtlenecks... well, yeah.) 

**i’m glad conn & don are as confused as i am about this NCT groups shit.

yuta (127) - red plaid - oh he’s kinda cute too - THIS one is floral shoulders

taeil (127, U) - red coat & hat - ooh, he’s cute

doyoung (127, U) - pink hair - is he the leader?? - OH, THAT’S floral shoulders?? damn son!! wait, no it’s not. okay, i got REAL confused about who was who. he’s real cute for variety!!

Fire Truck Dance Practice

okay, all i really retained from that mess before, is that ten, mark and doyoung are all in this. or wait. no. everyone i just saw except johnny and doyoung??

mark - i liiiike plaid shirt coming out hard for his rap! i think he’s my fave in this?

taeyong - orange sleeves - he was good too

yuta - all black w black shoes & purpley hair - he catches my eye, idk why??

haechan - all black w white shoes - doesn’t catch my eye as much

jaehyun - holes in knees - mann he’s doing his thing too! (watched the mv too, and he’s fly as hell in that)

win win - blonde w pink - not doing it for me.  sorry.

taeil - black with hat - also nah.

Weekly Idol 2016

so mark & haechan aren’t there

taeyong - oh okay, so HE’s the leader?

yuta - yo, he’s realllly cute! - he GOT that transition into mirotic! 

jaehyun - yaaas with that black hair

taeil - he’s way cute too

winwin - I GET IT ALREADY!  he’s adorable!  

THERE’S NO WAY THEY DIDNT PRACTICE THAT IN THAT DAMN ORDER!!

honestly, this just made me love heechul even more!

The 7th Sense

oh lord. okay, THIS one has ten in it. 100% sure. (75% sure)

blonde - that’s taeyong - and that’s a good ass look for him!

yellow shirt - that’s ten - (21 yrs) - i appreciate how if you pause at 1:30, he’s the only one looking straight up. he exaggerates those moves

jeans jacket - that’s gotta be jaehyun

the little one w the hat - gotta be mark

reddish hair - is that doyoung?

I GOT THEM RIGHT!!!! 

NCT Dream - that’s too much for me to take the time to get to know them, but i watched the video and they’re all adorable. with Mark and Haechan.  That new one’s a bop though!  and such cool choreo!

like NCT U came out first though.  So why would you take ten out of promotions? or okay, take him out, then add him back into NCT 127 when the other 2 came back? 

WAIIIIT.  WHO THE FUCK ARE SMROOKIES AND SR15B?  Like PLEASE i do want some free time this weekend!!  Okay, I googled it, and i get it now. 

Pillow Quiz - I like how they’re all involved and playing. damn, taeyong makes that close up shot look good.  haechan is playing to win!!  haha, yuta’s funny! omg taeil guessing another member when it’s already been established!

okay, final conclusions:

best dancer: idk mannn, like yeah taeyong and ten, but i dig jaehyun and yuta too!

best vocal: taeil, and jaehyun

most handsome: yuta / taeil, no wait johnny. and jaehyun and taeyong

best rapper: mark??

bias: jaehyun, and haechan probably cause he’s too adorable. but i literally can’t decide, because i love ten, johnny and taeyong so much too! 

8/27/17 update: mark lee stole that bias spot.  & i decided to learn about NCT dream:

We Young Dance Practice

Mark - looks fantastic with black hair

Haechan - i still adore that kid.  he’s such a good dancer too!

blue hair - (Jisung, 15) - it’s like half and half for him.

black hat (Jeno, 17) - he’s a good dancer.  Like a mini Taeyong

blonde blonde (Chenle, 15) - he’s doing the moves, but not like gettin them

dirty blonde (Renjun, 17) -  idk really

Jaemin is not there.

My First & Last performance

Mark - 

Haechan - 

dirty blonde w/ Headband - (Jisung) - 

red hair - (Renjun) - he got his part & was fun to watch for a minute, but i got distracted

purpley hair - (Chenle) - same.  he’s doing the moves, but not gettin them.  i hope he learns how to.  comments say he debuted suuuper quick though.

dark hair - (Jeno) - he’s definitely a good dancer