Jun 8
I just know Kris Letang had those two boys tripping over themselves back in the 2000s.
Kris Letang and his actual sense of style, and his sex hair, and his toned-but-not-bulky muscles, and his smooth french, and the way he got his boys to agree to just about anything.
Kris Letang threatening to shave his head during an argument and the room goes quiet. The way both of their clothes look big and baggy on him. He's leaner than Crosby and shorter than Malkin.
He may not have Sid's ass or Geno's strength, but he's flirtier, smoother, and more experienced than both of them combined. He has them wrapped around his pinky finger.
#inspired by pictures of the big three together#i immediately thought oh those two jocks trip over themselves for Kris Letang#with his long hair and his pretty face and im sure he'd wear eyeliner#his non-binary-off with flower#okay but tanger and flower kissing and geno and sid watching do you get me#do you guys get me or not#why aren't there more yaoi big three fics huh#whats that about#sid translating for both his boys bc he magically understands everything geno is trying to say and he actually knows most of tangers french#mens hockey rpf#hockey rpf#sidney crosby#pens rpf#pittsburgh penguins#evgeni malkin#sc87#sidgeno#tanger#kris letang#kl58#5871#588771#wow i love that their numbers fit together#sidtangeno#is that the ship name#idk#someone write this! please!
