#2d doof

You know what’s really interesting to me? The only one from his dimension that we ever really see 2D Doof interact with in the movie is the Platyborg. He admits that he barely sees his “ex” wife with the line “We spend so little time together, conversation’s never forced,” which, to me, makes it look like Platyborg’s not just 2D Doof’s second in command; he’s also the guy’s best friend (or the closest thing he has to one). Personally, I don’t think they ever truly liked each other, but I would have thought 2D Doof would at least see Perryborg as someone to monologue at confide in. It’s just really weird to me that somehow, despite Doof (at least in the first dimension) being prone to oversharing, Perryborg presumably had no idea that 2D Doof and Charlene were still together. It blows my mind that it never came up in exasperating ramblings about how hard it is to rule the tri-state area with an ex-wife constantly on his ass, or as he was trying to find the time to talk to her without having to put it on the schedule Monogram kept for him. You’d think he would have at least heard it from Vanessa given that the two Doofenshmirtzes were presumably sharing custody of her. I just don’t understand how he didn’t know? Was he locked up in a soundproof box when he wasn’t actively in use or something?