Is Hussie a Virgo, or just in possession of excellent taste a Kanaya stan?
>AH: Ok, ha ha, get back to the story jackass.
Excuse me?
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I not going fast enough for you?
Are you kidding? You wrote this faster than I’m liveblogging it!
Do you have even the SLIGHTEST CLUE how many times that wolf head over there has SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME?????
Hey, you’re the one who drew it like that.
Damn, why’d you make it so realistic-looking? Animals are supposed to be stylized in this comic. That’s like, part of Homestuck’s vibe. This thing doesn’t fit, so it gives me the creeps.
Do you have any idea how much power I wield over you?? To what extent I can RUIN the shit you step in with that squeaky clean sunday loafer you use to stomp that bookmark and stamp that F5 key, day goddamn in and day fucking out???
Sorry, Hussie. You’re in the realm of the archival reader, and you have no power here.
It would be so easy! I could snap my gray smudgy fingers RIGHT NOW, and make you read all the troll romance exposition segments all over again, BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.
Oh, you don't think I'll do it????????
Naturally, I had to check if all 1′700 words really are identical.
>Alright, now you're DEFINITELY trolling us. Come on.
Nah, I think Hussie’s just really proud of those quadrants.
>AH: Recap, then?
Hmm.
Nah, I think we're good.
Suit yourself. You're just making it longer for later!
