#2333

max verstappen as vacherin & alex albon as tart cherries

notes:

vacherin is known for its strong, rich alpine aroma and complicated process of production, yet has a deceptively mild taste

tart cherries are bright and versatile. they require more nutrients than sweet cherries to grow, but offer more nutrients in return

both are surprising, both hardy and finicky, and very difficult to balance against each other as the one that wants to stand out in each dish is never the one that people think

serving:

warm vacherin and dip crusty bread in it fondue-style, and drink cherry bounce or tart cherry liqueur on the side

serve tart cherry compote over vacherin for a fun dessert

don't worry about it

Alexander Albon/Max Verstappen | Rated E | Oneshot

“Didn’t take you for such a sub, you know?” “I’m not-” Max starts, offended, and then backs down. “What even is a sub?” “What you are,” Alex says humorously, like it's obvious. Precum starts leaking from his tip and Max can’t look away from it, can’t stop thinking of how much less there is compared to the pool of it already gathering at his own hip. Then Alex adds: “You’re a submissive little bitch, aren’t you Max?”

Or the one where Max hasn't been with a man, and Alex has. Their solution is maybe not the greatest.

ao3 link

Drop Dead Gorgeous is a 1999 American satirical mockumentary black comedy film directed by Michael Patrick Jann and written by Lona Williams. The film was not a box office success and critical reviews were mixed, it has gained a following over time and has come to be regarded as a cult film.

It stars Kirstie Alley, Ellen Barkin, Kirsten Dunst and Denise Richards, along with Brittany Murphy, Allison Janney and Amy Adams in her film debut.

The film follows a small town beauty pageant and the fierce, deadly lengths the contestants will take to secure the crown.

WATCH THE FILM BELOW

LINK https://ok.ru/video/9778441489101

My mom gave me this 9-mil for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card: "Jesus Loves Winners". That's why no matter what I do, I aim to win.

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 1999 • dir. Michael Patrick Jann SOURCE aaronstveit Feb 7