ok I'm hype for our funky lil football satellites to be back, but can we appreciate:
JUICE said that his absolute masterpiece of a game has been going for thousands of years.
It's been 2,244 years since 17776, which means that this guy got bored and decided to destroy college football after a MAXIMUM of 244 YEARS
And I'd be even more inclined to think that, after nine and ten went to sleep, JUICE waited approximately 3 seconds before deciding,
"I think i'll cause problems now"












