Sep 29, 2024
me tending to my little blog so I don't go insane.
please I am not looking forward to October I'd rather sob in my bed and vomit, too much recently too much.
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me tending to my little blog so I don't go insane.
please I am not looking forward to October I'd rather sob in my bed and vomit, too much recently too much.
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top 10 reasons why there is weirdly confusing religious stuff on both of our blogs
me: ah yes being a system
Me: oh yeah some of us are catholic for some fucking reason
L: *Stares at me* what do you mean your not catholic
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
L: we are literally baptised idiot
Me: I do not care for Christian god I hate him
L: HOW DARE YOU
Me: I would rather die than care about him btw
L: *shocked*
Poppie: ah I love worshipping Erebus the god of primordial darkness :D
Me: I do not care for him
Poppie: *shocked*
Lena: I love being a demon and stuff
Me: I do not believe in Christian demons or satan
Lena: *shocked*
Belle: I am an atheist I do not believe in spiritual shit or any religion
Me: I’m religious actually
Belle: *shocked*
Me: I dunno man I just *shrug* desperately want to convert to judaism and keep hitting roadblocks every step of the way since I don’t have a synagogue nearby at all and cannot even start trying to do anything I am crying I desperately want to reconnect with the culture that was stolen from me by the fucking SPANISH inquisition fuck this shit.
everyone when trying to talk to Bruce about Jean-Paul
Bruce: paul is fine
Jean-Paul: the cult programming is literally ruining my life
Bruce: he just needs to suck it up he’s fine Tim
Jean-Paul: I literally can barely stop myself from killing people. I have literal cult assassin programming.
Bruce: he’s fine look at him
Jean-paul: please I am begging you take over being Batman again please
Bruce: look he’s fine Tim, he’s been fine the whole time your just being a dick.
Tim: Bruce, I’d argue with you but you’re an idiot and I cannot stand to see you eat your words. Anyway I’m going to make sure the riddler doesn’t do something stupid see you later ✌️
Later
Jean-paul: *kills a guy as Batman*
Bruce: *surprised pikachu face*
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Jim gordon 6 years after death in the family
Jim: robin is huge now I remember when the kid was half my height and didn't even use the weird whacky stick. whatever happened those few months he was benched?
batman: robin died.
Jim: no you said and I quote "robin is dead for all intents and purposes" and he was fine?
batman: oh fuck I never told you
Jim: batman... friend. we've known each other for 15 years, what do you mean robin died.
batman: robin died in Ethiopia, fighting the joker. he blew up!
Jim: WHEN?????
Batman: IN THOSE FEW MONTHS
Jim: your pulling my leg!
Batman: no Robin died, and new robin took his place
Jim: WAIT, your telling me.. there was 2 robins?
batman: robin 2 died, robin 3 has been on patrol for 6 years.
Jim: I can't believe this.
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me playing wtf language is my Nonno speaking
is it A) Spanish B) Italian C) Calabrese Italian D) fucking ladino
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