#*flexes*

what would this fic be about, based on the title? (asker provides fake fic title) (x)

Okay okay... after about five minutes brainstorming I thought about an introspective of how pre-DMC4 Nero, who has his terrifying new and is trying to hide it under a guise of a broken arm. He looks back to all the signs in the past. His strange white hair. His above average strength, even without working out. The way that every injury he's ever had, from the tiniest papercut from his half done homework, to the time he smashed his face when he fell out of a tree, heals itself in a inhumanly short time.

Inhuman... That word scares him. He's always been different, he knows, a bit of an outsider on this insular island, but never has he ever thought of himself as anything other than human. Until now. His arm begins to glow an unearthly blue light that seems to cut through the darkness of his tiny little Order bedroom, searing his eyes.

Could he possibly not be human? He thinks about his past, about how he's been taught in both school, and Order training, about how demons work. How they change their form under great stress, to better fight back. And what had caused his arm to mutate rapidly? A demon attack. But those things were a dime a dozen in Fortuna, he'd dealt with things dozens of times. No, what had been different was that Kyrie was in danger. That what had stressed him out, what probably caused this abomination to appear.

I searched up ‘mathematics university rankings’ and chose the top 5

I’m just kidding you can’t apply for Cambridge and Oxford.

In reality I did give lots of unis a go, the first and third in the country just happened to be one’s I really liked. Cambridge is, obviously, Cambridge, it’s jaw droppingly gorgeous, the maths department is the thing of dreams, the college system is literally my ideal living situation, etc. sadly I didn’t get an offer (I did get pooled however, which is literally the closest you can get to an offer without getting an offer. I was good enough to get a Cambridge offer, there were just more people who were better.).

My next choice is Warwick, which is only third in the country for maths 😭😭😭 also incredible! Its campus is the perfect size, has a really cool arts centre, its own cinema, its maths department is also really cool (such… high ceilings 🥵), and the dorms aren’t that bad, some would even call them good! It also lets you have a lot of freedom, for example as long as you take the compulsory modules you can take ANY MODULE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSITY as additional modules. It means I can formally learn Japanese whilst studying for a maths degree. It also lets you choose to have a year abroad after you got your offer, which is surprisingly quite a rare find. Almost all unis have maths and maths with year abroad as separate degrees, but you can add a year abroad WHILE AT THE UNI, which is really cool since I’m considering taking a year abroad to Tokyo to study maths (I’d have to research it more as someone said that they don’t do Tokyo even though it says on the website but the website was pretty vague so - once (if? No. Once. (Confidence is key!)) I’m a student there I’m sure it’ll be a lot clearer.

My insurance is mathematics (oh yeah I should probably mention that all my applications were for mathematics) at Nottingham, it’s a really cool uni that isn’t as prestigious, still really good, and is a lot more hip and stuff. I like it for many of the same reasons, just less, which is why it’s my insurance!

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yes im a man. yes i make homemade tortillas. yes we exist

recipe:

4 cups flour

1 tablespoon baking powder

2 tablespoons lard

1 tea spoon salt

1 1/2 cup water

mix everything then knead it for a couple minutes. you may need to add more flour or water to get it right! then divide it into equal sized pieces and roll them into balls - here it depends on which size you want. for burrito sized, i can make 16. if you're going to make them taco sized you can make probably 32.

you can do this all by hand, but having a tortilla press absolutely helps. i have a lightweight one so it's only good for getting the initial round shape; then i roll it out to the desired size and thickness

it needs to be an iron cast skillet or a nonstick skillet. heat it up super hot and then put the first one in; when it starts to bubble turn it around (i use tongs cuz by skillet is like two inches deep) and let it cook for another 10 seconds or so

if you're doing this in two people it's easier cause then one rolls it out and one watches the skillet. but doing it by yourself is also possible!

the easiest way i found is to get all the divided dough and roll it out on a small circle first, then i flour them individually and stack them; this helps when i start cooking bc then getting them to the right size and thickness is way easier.

also it's okay if they end up kind of squared or wonky shaped. it takes practice!! also it's okay if you need to turn the heat off and then on again while you open them.

it's incredible important to keep them on a clean towel covered so they dont dry out.

He was slowly turning into gold

*long suffering sigh*

The rare downside to your ship being popular, lol.

Luckily for me, I’m a fandom old. I’ve been reading Cherik fic long enough, and I remembered enough of the plot/tags, that I was able to narrow things down even further (250 works), and subsequently find exactly what I was looking for. How very satisfying.