alternate things to call your period if "period" makes u dysphoric
(from someone who gets dysphoric calling it his period)
(this is compiled from a bunch of other things i saw a long time ago plus some of my own)
shark week
satanic sacrifice/satan's waterfall/just straight up "satan"
penguin
the monthly subscription (or variants of that)
the battle injury (pretend u are a Cool Warrior who got injured)
MANstruation (doesn't really work if ur not masc, also more jokey)
the tsunami
other dysphoric period-havers feel free to add on!! (i use satan, shark week and penguin personally, i also joke abt my manstruation)
















