Mar 24, 2025
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Bad: "what do I have to do to get the Keepers to give me a 100% XP boost.... Keepers, have I ever told you how beautiful your eye-face-holes are?~ ...Keepers, have I ever told you how big your muscles are?~ Keeeeppeeerrssss"
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I'll probably make a better worded, more coherent post about this in the future after rewatching this mess another time but I'm pissed and I wanna bitch for a second.
I do not mind an adaption not being 100% canon compliant, especially not when the source material is essentially the retelling of events by two unreliable narrators. But the extent at which season 3 implemented changes only for them to then serve absolutely no real narrative purpose, for them to end up leading nowhere is honestly insulting.
Take Rhaena essentially "replacing" Nettles and claiming Sheepstealer. For what? For what narrative purpose? What did that ultimately add to the story? For her to be blamed for Jace's death? For the narration to forget about the triarchy? For Daemon to get two miniscule scenes in which he is, for once, allowed to play at being a good father? Only to then order Caraxes to kill his daughter's dragon—rather than subdue it—the second Rhaenyra intervenes? Only for there to never be a follow-up scene after—between Rhaena and Daemon after she is taken back to KL? Instead we are left with one throwaway line where he tries to reason with Rhaenyra, to apologize for chosing to protect his daughter? For Rhaenyra to then seek out Mysaria on account of feeling betrayed, which is then followed up by her trying to rid herself of Mysaria? For her to then seek out Daemon again when he may once again be of use to her? For Rhaena to never be mentioned again between them? Besides by Baela who dares question Rhaenyra in a way that would have felt better fit for Daemon after that arc? For Daemon to not be around to see how she then treats Baela, so that his unwavering loyalty may not be questioned?
Anyone please talk to me.
I don’t care what it is, just something.
also, since the Madness has taken me and we're talking about totk again: I was so !!!!! when I noticed there was now a well in Kakariko (how could there not be a well in Kakariko with wells now overtaking Hyrule), and then I went down the well, and there were vague suggestions of red spots on the wall that might have been blood if you squint and go in with your OoT brain in overdrive mode, and to me that's kind of yet another case of the game committing to easter eggs rather than any attempt at characterization, and at this point in my playthrough I was done being disappointed, but. I was disappointed regardless.
If I don’t have friends this time next year I will probably kms
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Hear me out: a ghosts Christmas episode titled Many Happy Returns. The blurb is something along the lines of "There's more than one new arrival at Button House." Alison's baby is born and Havers returns as a ghost
And look, I know I said this a handful of weeks ago already (if you didn't want to see me say the same things over and over, I don't know why you're here) but the thing that is getting me the most about all this secrecy around release dates is that I need my damn Obi-Wan Hype Cycle, OK?
I have waited THIS LONG for this stupid show, and it struck me this morning that like...if it DOES actually come out on, for example, May 4th or whatever...that's less than 3 months away! The show is only 6 episodes! Whether it airs sometime in May, or even if it's in June, either way in something like 18 to 20something weeks, it could all already be OVER FOREVER. I need my Official Poster! My social media posts where they just post a picture of his dramatic silhouette and everyone loses their damn mind! My date announcement! My teaser trailer, and full trailer! Behind the scenes sizzle reel clips! I need late night talk shows and magazine articles and ads on buses and billboards! I want to savor it all, because once it's over, IT'S OVER, and then I'm left with what? This horrid fandom? Left to sit here with the inevitable "that one episode was pointless"/"it had too much of this character"/"it had not enough of that character"/"it was too nice to the Jedi"/"it was too mean to the Jedi"/"ruined the character"/"ruined my life" discourse that I will be made to suffer through for the rest of eternity???
As I've said, this time is supposed to be THE BEST TIME. The show hasn't done anything to piss anyone off yet (though God knows some people are really looking for reasons to be pissed off already, sigh), and all we have is stuff to look forward to. I just need them to start the marketing so that I can enjoy every single thing in the run-up to the premiere before everything takes its Traditional Turn For The Worse. If they wait until like a month before it airs to even tell us when it's happening, and all of my excitement has to get crammed into a mere handful of weeks, I'm going to be so sad.