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Horse Stable Beds

1/10 - would NOT recommend

◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay

◍Smells like hay and horse

◍bed bug breeding ground

◍head lice breeding ground

Zora's Domain Bed

4/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare

◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers

◍Cold

◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water

Lurelin Village Bed

6/10 - would recommend

◍looks comfy enough

◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?

I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help

Kakariko Village Bed

10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend

◍Comfy

◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe

◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh

◍Literally THE perfect bed

I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.

Paya's Bed

9/10 - would recommend for speed runners

◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed

That's it

Rito Village Bed 1

5/10 - would recommend

◍Would have to do some parkour to get on

◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something

◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)

◍Cute bedsheet designs

TULIN JUMPSCARE