#*albedo ic.

“ did i specify i wanted you dead?  that’s too much paperwork... ”   sigh.  “ do you need any medical attention? ”

“lack of fatui diplomats.”  wistful sigh.

“kaeya gets to meet with people and i don’t ... ? what if i want to mess with the fatui diplomats, too ... ?”

“ ...hm. these numbers seem inaccurate. ”

there’s a brief nod.  “ we can. i wonder if the shop will also have chocolate... ”

Let xem commit war crimes.

“I need to borrow you for a moment.” It’s hard to tell if Albedo’s been cooking or experimenting with Alchemy, or both.  “This alchemy recipe turned out odder than I anticipated, and I’m... unsure.” It’s certainly food. Of some kind, the fumes seem to have taken to forming a skull and crossbones though. ( it seems Albedo stopped paying attention and burned the hell out of a stew xe was making... )  “Do... you suppose this is still salvageable?”

albedo paused, glancing to the clock with soft breath.  “ it’s late, perhaps you should wrap up. have you eaten? ”   -------  @phyero​