LOVE how blatantly Etho wanted his sons dead in Limited Life. He takes them outside to play catch and the thing he has them catch is active TNT minecarts. where's the AITA post written from Etho POV about how he needs to teach his sons to play catch with live grenades so they can be real men and he's confused as to why his ex-wife is yelling at him after they die.
Obsessed with how the whole chat comes out of the woodwork to shame him for being a bad dad and needs to lose custody when they find out he killed his kids. Sir, this man never had custody. This is why.
Later, Etho sets up a trap with a cute campfire and offers to take the boys on a family outing. In reality the whole thing is rigged to blow when Etho activates it, with Etho having an ender porter he can trip to teleport away. Scar, in rapid succession:
Kills Etho due to suspecting he's trying to kill them (while Etho fumbles backwards in protest)
Ruins his ender porter (twice) by summoning Etho prematurely
Accidentally blows Etho up with the family outing trap instead
and Etho's just. "His own traps don't work so he has to ruin someone else's!! :("
I love the Clockers. They're so goofy...
















