੧| ‾́︶ ‾́ |੭ 1262, the best and brightest.

Pilot. 

Be in the Cockpit. 

Look at the controls. 

Mock enemies through serenade

Spam the 🔥 in chat.

Ask questions about the moral and ethical implications of the GAR in a clearly sarcastic or humorous tone when command asks if there are any questions.

Exist in the same room as a caf pot

Transcend his mere mortal existence into the realm of godhood through copious amounts of caf consumption

Ascend into another plane of mental existence through the excess consumption of sugary drinks, prior to deployment

Test RC-1138′s mental fortitude more than twice in an hour

Acquire any form of baked goods of suspicious origins.

Have spices.

Claim he has an emotional support thermal det

Explain why he has an emotional support thermal det

Name his emotional support thermal det, inappropriately

Explain the naming conventions of his emotional support thermal det