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I understand the sentiment, but when you write RIP in a sentence please be careful with your presentation, cause I just saw someone sincerely post "Let her RIP 😔" and I immediately pictured them Beyblading their grandma into the fucking stratosphere.
ALRIGHT EVERYONE IT'S QUEER WRATH MONTH IF I DON'T GO TO A PRIDE PARADE THIS YEAR PEOPLE WILL BE YEETED AND YOTE AND THOROUGHLY YEET
YEET
STAY CALM, J̵̨̯͓̦́Ò̴̜̟̬̏͝Ȉ̴̠͇̗Ň̵̝ ̷͕̝̺̥̈T̴̩͚̻̼͌̉̇̇H̴͖͈͈̎͗̓͑È̴̤̻̰̾̂ ̸̛͜͠Ṃ̷̩̐̿Ā̷̦̼̱̃͝D̵̹͕̼͇̓̾̐̕N̵̺̯̬͚̈͑͠E̴̮̬͒̔̾S̶̙͂S̷̯͑̏!̵̛̩̪̏͛͌!̵̻̼͋!̸̦̰͇̍͛̚̕
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Humans Are Crazy
Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.
Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?
Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.
Alien: What??
Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.
Alien: wHAT?!
Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.
Alien: WHaT ?!?!
Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.
Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.
Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.
EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…
Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*
Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf
Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS
edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:
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This is now a masterlist.
