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"I don't know why you are making such a big deal about your father coming, my darling." Alastor says in distaste watching you tie your choker around your neck to cover the marks he left. You even tug your skirt a little lower to cover the ones that expanded towards your inner thighs. "You're even covering my love-bites. How cruel?" He mocks playing with the braids he styled your long hair in. He swept them in front of you to show off the visible bite he left on the back of your shoulder that you were obvious to. "You even got a new outfit just for him."

You roll your eyes at the possessive tone in his radio voice, but your butterflies fight in your stomach at the same time. "Now, now, my deer. Remember my father came first."

"Hmm, like father like daughter then."

"Alastor." You warn, because you really have no will power when it comes to this sinner.

You leave to help with the preparations for Lucifer, while Alastor watches you with a tight smile. He was a selfish bastard in wanting all your attention and he got it with Charlie out of the way yet his new problem was your father who could be a kink in his plans... 

You allowed Sir Pentious, whom you decided to stop pretending to forget the name of after having a friendly conversation when you were playing with his egg bois, and Niffty into your kitchen when they wanted to be of service to you. Sir Pentious was useful in making a decent frosting but when Niffty tried baking herself along with the cookies, you redirected her to clean up the dust bunnies in the lobby. She was excited to kill some bunnies like you thought she'd be. You even helped Charlie make the banner for your father in a calm silence, adding the "Daddy" to it. 

"Okay, everybody! Itttt's showtime." Charlie tried prolonging the moment, but grew a pair to open the door to reveal Lucifer in all his royal glory.

"Charlie!!!"

"Hey Dad-" She was cut off by his bone crushing embrace. 

"Oh, it is so good to see you! Haha." He internally regrets laughing but hey he was a nervous laugher. 

"It's good to see you too, dad." She gets the chance to finish before being pushed to the side into Vaggie's arms.

"Is that my (Y/N)-pooh!" Lucifer exclaims noticing you standing behind Charlie. He's quick to bring his youngest into a feathery hug. The others look at each other now knowing what Charlie meant about you being closer to Lucifer yet how it was obvious who the favorite child was here. "I missed you so much!"

"I know! Seeing each other once a week is just never enough." You sigh dramatically, ignoring Alastor's eyes tearing into you both. Alastor takes the opportunity to reel you into his side as your father becomes preoccupied with KeeKee's cuteness and threatens Razzle and Dazzle in confirming they are doing their jobs in watching over Charlie and you. 

"Anyways, Dad...Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"

"Wow, this place sure looks..." Lucifer looks around, judging the others and the entrance. He was trying to find the right words so as to not offend Charlie. "Uh-huh, well it's got a lot of character-Oh, what in the unholy Hell is that!?" He points his apple staff at the out-of-place green bar in the corner of the room. You actually liked the bar's design. 

Alastor finds this to be his cue by slithering through his shadow to make his presence known. You and Angel share an amused grin, because this should be interesting. "Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?"

Lucifer raises a brow at this strawberry looking pimp, "And you are?"

"Alastor!" The demon materializes at his side to shake his cane instead of his hand. "Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure!" It didn't appear to be Alastor's pleasure to you as he wiped his hand on his suit. He wasn't finished yet though, "It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life." Alastor pretends to squish him with his fingers. You giggle a little but cover it up by coughing. 

Charlie and you walk over together sensing the hostility rising between the two males. 

"Who is this? Who's this now?" Lucifer asks Charlie then you as the name Alastor sounds very familiar. "Are you the bellhop?"

Alastor laughs at the thought, "I'm the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast." It was an inkling in Lucifer's mind about a broadcast that you would fangirl over but like when Charlie was into that "cut-my-wrists" music, he didn't bat an eye. 

"Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea."

"Hahaha! Well, it's not very clever!"

"Ha ha, fuck you!" Alastor hisses in your dad's face. 

"That was so hot." Your intrusive thoughts slip out, and Charlie gives you a disappointing look before stepping in to break up this alpha male competition happening between Alastor and Lucifer. 

"Okay! Okay. Anyway! Dad, look at this lovely parlor..." She turns him away from the red demon, while you talk to your deer in private. 

"Alastor, you need to be a little nicer to our dad. He's a guest." You say, playing with his bow tie. "You're not being very hospitable."

"Oh, my darling, you act like you aren't enjoying this." He exposes you. He heard every silent giggle you released and the blush of your cheeks when his irritation surfaced. "But, I'll try for you, my darling." He sighs fakely, swiftly kissing your cheek as your family turns back towards you. 

"Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much!" Charlie praises, fueling his ego and Lucifer's disliking to the demon as he took note of how closely he stood next to his youngest. 

"Charlie has a very unique vision." Lucifer's glare worsens at the clawed hand that rests on your hip as he leads you closer to Charlie and him. "I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests." He hands you his microphone staff to place a hand on Charlie's shoulder so he can keep a hand on you.

You weren't jealous, more curious as to how far Alastor will take this if he's going out of his way to make physical contact with those who aren't you. 

While Charlie smiles gratefully at Alastor, Lucifer is fuming. This daughterfucker (doesn't know he fucks his daughter) had his hands on not one but both his little girls. "Quite an impressive young lady. You're all very proud of her, yet there is only one darling to steal my heart completely." He pulls you into his chest and nuzzles his nose against your jaw, dragging another bell-like giggle from your lips. Alastor side-eyed Lucifer, delighted by the look of horror on the king's features. 

"What the fuck!?"

"Daddy, remember how I wanted you to meet my-"

"Future husband." Alastor inputs, sending a flutter in your stomach. 

"Future husband? You're engaged?!" Lucifer was literally about to pull his hair out, because now that you have a husband you'll never come back to live in the castle again! "You were supposed to be here as moral support, not have an affair with this bellhop!"

"Daddy, this isn't one of your duck novelas." You step out of Alastor's hold, ignoring his growl, and take your dad's hands in yours. "I finally found someone who loves me and I love him." Lucifer looks over your shoulder to meet Alastor smug grin. He goes to object to this union but the love that sickness your eyes when you mention your deer stops him. He realizes there's nothing he can do.....but wait for this relationship to break on its own.

"If reindeer games here makes my whittle girl happy then I guess I'll allow it." He huffs when you tackle him into a hug and the others, especially Charlie who wipes a tear when pure moments occur, 'aww' at the sight...only for Alastor to rip you away from Lucifer and back into his own arms like a possessive child with their favorite toy. 

"Yes, I try my best to make sure, MY darling, is well satisfied-oppies." Alastor's claws "accidentally" snag on the fabric of your choker and it falls off to reveal the bite marks he left on you this morning. Both Lucifer and Charlie are appalled by the hickeys you are trying to desperately conceal with your braids but more gasps are heard at the ones on your shoulder blades. 

To save yourself from any more embarrassment, you cast a spell to hide your love bites. You then summon your shadow to drag Vaggie into the conversation as a scapegoat. "Charlie also has a girlfriend." 

"Yes! I do!" Charlie excitedly introduces her with adoration. "This is Vaggie."

"Oh golly, you like girls! So, do I! We have so much in common!" Lucifer felt like he was going to faint because both his little girls were in relationships and crushing his dreams of them returning home. One daughter is being molested by a deer and the other is a lesbian with a fallen angel, but at least he's accepting of his oldest daughter's sexuality. He will never accept Alastor as a son-n-law, NEVER! But Vaggie was at least pretty. 

Charlie also introduces him to the other hotel residents: the weird snake man, a pornstar, a touchy maid, and the tolerable one. A bunch of misfits were perfect for this hazbin hotel, he thought. 

Introductions were cut short with the sudden event of a chandelier mysteriously falling in Lucifer's spot if he hadn't stepped out of the way. Lucifer saw this as an act of war from Alastor, "Ha ha ha, alright then – HA ha. Looks like you could use some help~"

"From the big boss of hell himself~"

"Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp~"

"These are actually quite impressive." You say to Charlie, who nods in agreement at the amount there were. 

"Oh, with a punch of a pentagram~"

"Wap bap boom alakazam~"

"Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb, but you get the family rate! Thanks, dad~"

He throws his arms around both yours and Charlie's shoulders, and rubs his cheeks against yours with a painful smile. It actually made you girls nervous but still smiled back politely. The scene zooms out of the picture frame to you all at a dinner table with Alastor in a waiter's outfit??? 

"Who needs a busboy now that you're got the chef~"

"Mischelin tasting menu free a la carte~"

These visual effects made you deadpan seeing your deer's head on a platter. You've eaten deer before but not like this. 

You're then dropped into a casino, circus tent?? Circuses leave a bad taste in your mouth, but you did meet your best friend in one though. 

"I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref~"

"Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just the starrrtttt~"

"Who's been here since day one?"

Charlie and you hold each other when Alastor suddenly appears as he pushes Lucifer away and pops up next to you in a nun costume. 

"Who's been faithful as a nun?"

"Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun, your executive producer~"

"That's true!" Charlie agrees, loving that this was now a duet which you were ashamed to admit that it was entertaining. 

"I'm your guy, your darling, your day-to-day, your chum, your future husband, your steadfast hotelier~"

"Remember when I fixed that clog today?"

Alastor summons a toilet and pulls a drowned Niffty out of the filthy waters. "I was stuck, thank you sir." She hugs him and Charlie and you melt at how adorable they were. Alastor smirks smugly, knowing by the faint sweet smell waving off you, that your mind was reeling back to his morning promises. 

"Oh you!" Now that he has Charlie believing he's a "good" guy, he takes your hand and twirls you into a display of your faces in neon lights with hearts surrounding them. 

"I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond~"

"You're like the family that I wished that I had~"

He kneels to one knee in front of you and in a proof of smoke a velette box is in the palm of his hand.

"Uh, what?" Lucifer looks between your teary eyes, and Alastor's sinister grin.

"I care for you and the daughter we'll spawn~"

"Hold on now!" He goes to object to his worst fear happening, but both your shadows keep blocking his path on their own orders. 

Tearfully, you nod your head. "Yes, yes! I'll marry you!"

His grin widens into a genuine smile that it appears he has stitches on his lips to keep his mouth from ripping. He puts the ring on your finger, kissing it and then you in a kiss so passionate he dips you. He spins away from you in daze but catches himself to rest a victorious elbow on Lucifer's hat because he was now the bigger man in your life.

"Isn't it a little funny that she'll be calling me Daddy now~"

This was now war! Lucifer whips out the fiddle and Alastor combats it with the piano. All the while everyone is gathered around you offering congratulations despite not liking Alastor yet they like you so it evens out. Charlie and you even shared an emotional embrace at the fact that her baby sister wasn't a baby anymore. The fighting between Alastor and Lucifer was actually repairing your relationship with Charlie! How nice!

"They say when you're looking for assistance, it's smart to pick the path of least resistance~" 

Books start falling on Charlie and they look to be breaking her back until Alastor uses his tentacles to lift them off her. 

"Others say that in your needy hour, there's no substitute for pure angelic power!"

Charlie's eyes sparkle at the sight of Lucifer's wings that you matched. She still wishes she could fly like you guys. 

"Who just happens to also be your blood~" 

"Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud, they say the family you choose is better~"

"What a bunch of losers!"

"Can you butt out of my song~"

"Your song? I started this-"

"I'm singing it, I'll finish it!" They get so close in each other's faces you don't know if you should be worried, but it's still amusing either way.

"Oh you tacky piece of-"

"It's me! Yes, it's me! I know you were all waiting for me!"

"I'm here!"

Some tiny blonde bitch walks in and starts throwing streamers at everyone. No one was thrilled by her presence. Especially Husk and you who stood besides each other with frowns on your lips. Husk already knew who she was and hated her, but you just got a bad vibe from her. It was only increasing. 

"What a gas, took a while but I'm present at last!"

"It's me, it's me, Mimzzzzyyyyy!"

The Last Time - Candy & The Kisses

1966

Pure 60s adrenaline

A sharp, swinging dose of Candy & The Kisses at their peak.

would you believe it I actually own some pants 😎👉🏻👉🏻

Also last nail set of the year 💅🏼 nothing fancy or flashy this year, we go matte for the last few weeks 💁🏻‍♀️

4 days in office to go

2 days home office to go

and then we feast! (aka we raid my mom's fridge 🥸💃🏻💃🏻)

how I feel showing you all my nails:

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