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Eu não adormeço minha dor, não fumo e não bebo. Eu sinto tudo, depois escrevo.
Sarah Lima.
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Z-team fighting over who gets waterboy pregnant
sighhhhhhhh thats gonna be a problem
-mentioned once, it became a whole debate (everyone started yelling at each other) while herman is just at a corner, rethinking whatever choice he made for everyone to start fighting like this
-maybe he should tell them to stop (not like they would, but it was worth a shot)
-he tries to move to a corner until Victor (fuck) yelled to his direction, asking who he thinks would get to get him even close to pregnant (herman just stares like they've all collectively grown three heads at the same time--he doesn't mind the question, but its still embarrassing either way)
-he mentions phenomaman just to make them shut up (he only sees him as something mostly platonic+he's cool), and they just stare at him as he runs off in embarrassment
idec if conformitygate is real or not cause this is so fun i love reading the posts the theories the analysis the jokes they’re so amazing that i don’t think another episode could ever be as good. i don’t need it anymore i just enjoy the speculations so much i feel like you guys healed the disappointment i felt after the finale
Ah yes, my 4 favourite turtles :
Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Sandro Botticelli
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I feel like Stan has been cursed by so many witches between the various Stanley AUs that there’s bound to be one who likes him and gives him a gift, right? I’m imagining he meets one and tries to scam her but maybe she got her start as a scammer too and she’s lowkey impressed with his attempt so she ‘accidentally’ leaves a magic book in her living room that he steals. Opening it of course gives him magical powers so now Stan is a witch himself and spends his downtime learning magic spells. He starts to market himself as a witch after a while under yet another new name because he’s getting pretty good at it, and eventually he gets hired to a little town in the middle of nowhere. I imagine he’s focused a lot of spells to change his look (it’s harder to track him down when he looks entirely different every two weeks) so he shows up to this town as a random blonde guy he saw at a store or something a few towns back. He then nearly gets a heart attack when he realizes the guy who hired him was his brother’s lab assistant Fiddleford, and he’s in Ford’s house. As a different person. He surely can’t explain this to Ford at all. Totally. Mhm. And then shenanigans ensue and such :)
Unfortunately this is a 'Hit Stan with Hammers' space, and Stan is also the Universe's favorite punching bag, so while I can very much envision Stan stumbling on magic and, through a Series of Shenanigans, ending up in Fords living room looking like a random stranger (funnier if he can't change his voice and decided to use Fords, and just double downs hard on 'this is my normal voice' when either Ford gives him a bewildered look about it), I can't do so in a world where he got this ability through the good graces of someone else.
Not with a witch at least, and not Stan. He's. To the Viewer who knows him better he is very pitiable and Going Through It, but he's also a huge, huge jerk. Even if someone saw him and felt sorry for him, he'd very quickly make them feel sorry for feeling sorry.
No. Stan got that book in a wrestling match with an old lady, thought it was a bunch of crazy old people nonsense, did a spell out of boredom, and now he's got Literature Gold in his hands once he figures out how to use it to get money. Somehow the above happened, and now Stan is just. In his twins living room.
How did he get here? How does he get out of here? Does he want to? Does he need to?
These are but a few of the thoughts racing through his head as he sweats in a stolen form with stolen spells and stolen voice. Things keep happening that prevent him from dipping, and he just keeps creating a more and more elaborate backstory for this guy he is now.
Its like a nightmare, but real. Ford has no idea why his excentric new acquaintance is so sweaty and yells at the top of his lungs all the time, is very peeved (and interested, but mostly peeved) about their eerily similar voices, but is overall neutral towards... whatever is going on with him.
Fiddleford likes him though! He thinks he's a swell guy! Keeps asking more and more detailed questions about his life, and he likes what he hears! (Stan is planning on killing him)
BRAIN IS STUCK BRAIN IS STUCK BRAIN IS STUCK
