#(insanity)

Dropping more random thoughts on this au since people liked part one

- The team assuming Robert's a plant gets even funnier when they notice Blonde Blazer acting sus around him. She's way too familiar with him, which MUST mean they’ve worked together before. Either Robert was one of her employees(Prism: "she definitely sent him out on honey pot missions. Think about it. Sonar: oh I’m thinking about it.) or he was well-known in superhero circles despite being so covert, a fact none of them can verify since they're all ex-villains.

The team decides it's both. It has to be both.

- Cue Scooby Doo hijinks where they follow n try to uncover Robert's superhero identity. They get SO close to the truth multiple times and arrive at wrong conclusions.

Sonar: I've figured it out. Our dispatcher is dating Mecha Man."

Flambae: THAT FUCKER—"

-Flambae gets his own wet dream about mecha “guy who beat him up twice “ man x Bob Bobson. He nearly burns down his house.

- At one point Water Boy, whose trying to be part of the convo, stutters out that Robert climbed on his lap the first time they met so he guesses he is kinda seducey("K-kinda! He was fi-fixing my tie and his—his face was right here and—").

Everyone, including Invisigal, has to grapple with the devastating realization that Waterboy has better game than all of them.

- my AU, my house, Sonar and Coup stay on the team. There's now a race between Punch up/Coup vs Malevola/Sonar to get a threesome with Robert first.

- Invisigal still gets that movie date with Robert. She absolutely lies and tells everyone they hooked up. She likes being the alpha bitch around here.

-She is soon one upped by Phenomaman who does not know about their theories on Robert’s powers (they didn’t invite him to lunch 😔) . Phenomaman mentions that Robert is a good dispatcher who he had kissed and made love to twice. Everyone is to afraid to question it.

-they find out Robert likes brunettes. There are a series of high fives, Prism running out to grab another wig and Golem standing there sullen bc he has no hair.

That thing could sew through anything. I don’t think bone would have stopped it. It was a proper workhorse. It was unstoppable.

And my mother gave it away to the Salvation Army for free.

Paul: It was as if I was another girlfriend.

John: I wish I was back with Paul.

Paul: If he was to start a new relationship, he had to put this other one away.

John: He was jealous [of Yoko]. Because up till then, he had all my attention, all my love..

Paul: My relationship with John could not have remained as it was and Yoko feel secure.

John: I want a divorce from you like I got from Cynthia.

Paul: He went through all his old affairs, confessed them all. You prove how much you love someone by confessing all that old stuff. John's method was to slag me off.

John: I was riding on the boat called Paul, and now I'm going to ride on a boat called Yoko.

Paul: We were like married, so you got the bitterness. It’s not a woman scorned this time, it’s two men scorned — probably even worse.

John: A song by an old, estranged fiancée of mine called Paul.

Paul: You just don’t want to know about your ex-wife or ex-husband. After all the bitchiness, you feel the desire for a complete break.

John: Being around Paul gave me a sense of stability. When I met Yoko, I knew it was time to cut myself loose.

Paul: I couldn’t stand in the way of someone who’d fallen in love. You can’t say, “Who’s this?” You can’t really do that. If I was a girl, maybe I could go out and…

John: There may be two [in the band] who sort of go off and are friends, you know...strictly platonic, of course.

Paul: There was John's attempt to get rid of the spectre of me, which I understand, because he had to clear the decks just like I did

John: I've compared it to a marriage a million times. It was a LONG relationship. It started many, many years before the public knew us. Paul and I were together since he was 15, and I was 16.