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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
How tall are you?
Short and probably angry about it - 4'10 | 147cm and under
Has delusions of height - 4'11-5' | 149-152
High shelves are the devil - 5'1-5'2 | 155-157
It could be worse - 5'3-5'4 | 160-162
Mid - 5'5-5'6 | 165-167
Schrodinger's height dilemma - 5'7-5'8 | 170-173
Getting there champ - 5'9-5'10 | 175-178
6ft men are mad I put these two together - 5'11-6'0 | 180-183
Men want you, high-heels fear you - 6'1-6'2 | 185-188
Beds just fit me - 6'3-6'4 | 190-193
Short doors are the devil - 6'5-6'6 | 195-198
Why - 6'7+ | 200+
I had to consult a chart for this
*edit - the chart did not help, I'm shit at maths (see my reblog), if your height is not included please feel free to vote based on vibes alone into whichever category closest to your height feels right
How tall are you according to the cursed height chart?
gremlin (4β11β-5β4β or 150-164 cm)
fiend (5β5-5β7β or 165-172 cm)
cryptid (5β8β-6β0β or 173-183 cm)
eldritch horror (6β0β-6β3β or 184-190 cm)
all-knowing deity (>6β3β or >190 cm)
gnome (<4β11β or <150 cm)
results
Gotta post this before the electricity gets cut here, because of this massive stormπ
on the last pannel I imagine him looking down on meπ₯Ίπ
For USAmericans: height converter
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Hey moots!!
Iβm curious. How tall are yβall? I want to see how tall (short) I am next to you!
Iβm 152cm / 5β1 !!
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@unnecessaryheadache @serpentine-starlight @whatonearthisgoingon @luna---lovegood @acelovesremuslupin !!!
Bruno Mars is 5'5". He's shorter than almost 90% of grown men. According to experts who reblog my posts and know everything about women's height preferences, he's guaranteed to die alone. So, if I Google search "Bruno Mars girlfriend", I know I'll find only complaints from him about women not liking short men.
Wow. Apparently, he has a girlfriend. He's been with Jessica Caban for 14 years. She's only an inch shorter than him.
Daniel Radcliffe is also 5'5". Maybe Bruno Mars is just a lucky exception. I'm sure Daniel Radcliffe is hopelessly single, right? Nope, he's been with Erin Darke for 13 years, and she's taller than him.
It's a mystery. How are so many short men able to overcome the impossible odds?
Well, that's just two men. Maybe they're both just exceptions. If I Google search "short male celebrities", I'm sure most of them would be hopelessly single.
What about this one, Michael Fox? He's even shorter. He's 5'4". There's no way in hell that any woman would want him when there are taller men everywhere. I'm absolutely certain that he's hopelessly single. Oops, he isn't. He's been married to Tracy Pollan for 37 years. She's taller than him.
This one's definitely single. Peter Dinklage is 4'5". You thought those other men were short? He's a whole foot shorter. It's so sad to think of how pitiful his life must be with no chance of a woman ever wanting him. If I do a Google search for him, I can say with absolute certainty that the first thing I'll find is his involvement on incel forums. Oh, look, it's the "Quick Facts" section. Wait, does that say "spouse"? Who is this Erica Schmidt who he's married to? Hold on, she's 5'6"? She's over a foot taller than him! What's going on here? I thought women were hardwired to reject short men on sight!
I'm sure the experts will have some kind of explanation.