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Imagine THIS: that scene where Rory grabs the front of Jess's jacket because she's excited about her "first three chapters," EXCEPT reimagined in the style of a cheesy bodice-ripper from the 90s. Think about it. Firstly, Jess's jacket would have to go. I don't care if it's November in Connecticut, nothing but that tight, olive-green t-shirt for you, sir. His feet are planted wide, hair flowing in the breeze, and he's carrying his duffle bag with one sinewy hand while strongly grasping Rory's waist with the other. His upper body's twisted to the side a bit to give a fuller view of that muscular torso, because we're going for style not sense, here! Supporting a different heavy object with each arm is making his muscles strain in a very picturesque sort of way, of course. Now, Rory's loose-fitting sweater in this scene was obviously intended more for comfort than sexiness, but never fear! If Star Wars could take Leia's look from "covered chin to ankle" to THIS: