Danny: Okay, what do I know? 1. I'm from a different dimension. 2. The government here can't be trusted. 3. The heroes are working for the government, which means I can't trust them. 4. I have to lay low and blend in as a normal human boy, which means I have to go to school.
Danny: Okay. Okay. This will be easy. No one will catch on. I got this!
A week later at Wayne Manor
Bruce: I'm so happy you all could make it to Family Dinner Night. Is there anything new with anyone?
Damian: My new classmate is either an alien or a dimension traveler.
Dick: ....why did you say that so casually?
Damian shrugging: He's not very good at hiding it. I once told him, "egg on your face," and he took the egg out of his breakfast sandwich to smear on his cheek. He then proceeded to smile at me and shout loudly, as if though it was a greeting response "And a egg on your face!"
Jason: Well....he might not know English very well? Or he was making fun of you? Doesn't seem enough to assume he's not of this world.
Damian: That same day, I found him talking to himself in the showers. He was reciting a list of his objectives. He literally said, "I have to blend in as a normal human boy," while actively glowing in his skin and eyes with snow white hair.
Damian: I know, Father, I will keep an eye on the situation.
Bruce: No! Why were you watching a boy in the showers?
Steph: *Gasp* I didn't even realize that. Oh no, we lost Damian. He used to be a gentleman. Now he's a degenerate.
Tim: How the mighty fall!
Damian, red-faced: I was not watching him! I was cleaning the showers for the janitor because he had knee surgery, and it hurts to bend down! Daniel didn't even have it on! He was just standing in there, talking to himself and glowing! He was supposed to be in class, but he was obviously cutting!
Bruce: Oh that's okay then.....why weren't you in class?
Damian: ......WHAT IS THAT! *Flips the table and runs*
Bruce: Damian!? Damian, you turn right back around! Damian! *Leaping over a fallen table to chase his son* Why weren't you in class!?
Dick sadly: One family dinner. Can't we just have one family dinner without someone flipping the table?
Jason: No, we can not. That's why I always hold my plate. You never throw someone from Crime Alley's food on the ground. We won't let you.
Cass: Your food is on the ground.
Duke: Yeah, but I'm not from Crime Alley. I just hung out there.
