Apr 7, 2024
sometimes I'm convinced I'm dating a 40yo man instead of a 21yo. Was he subjected to premature dilfism???
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sometimes I'm convinced I'm dating a 40yo man instead of a 21yo. Was he subjected to premature dilfism???
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Top 10 Nick moments (not necessarily in order)
1. Bumping his head on a road sign because he was busy listening to me talk about mittens
2. Saluting me military style before disappearing for 2 hours because he was shitting in the toilet while I was watching a show
3. Menacingly glaring at my best friend while deep-throating a doner kebab (Mary had made a lesbian joke or sth)
4. Kinning Scott Pilgrim whilst fully aware of his flaws because he was "literally him" in high school plus the heated political debates on leftist Twitter
5. Squirting bbq sauce on his spaghetti pasta to the point where it looked like bbq soup
6. Using YouTube deep dive iceberg videos to seduce me after chugging down 2 litres worth of very bad wine
7. Developing an interest in fashion after accompanying me, my bestie, her sister & her gf to the market and is now an unstoppable fashionista (he is addicted to shopping for clothes)
8. Fixing the lights in my apartment because we've had technical difficulties ever since I moved in
9. Eating 5 main dishes in one go (man was hungry) while describing the downfall of the Homestuck fandom on yt
10. (Before we dated) IGNORED A WHOLE WOMAN FLIRTING WITH HIM because he was on REDDIT
PS: this speaks volumes.
Mistborn 2 is underwhelming so far. I'm almost midway through the book and I honestly am only interested in whatever Sazed is up to. Like, so much build-up from The Final Empire...for this? Brando Sando, please
I want people to assume I'm a Vriska apologist, that's how off-putting I want my blog to be
What merch would I like to see for ROTTMNT?
Personally, I would love to see some plushies like how beanie baby did with the 80s turtles. It would also be nice to have more action figures that not only include the main cast but the beloved side characters as well. Also maybe a cross stitch design like how that one person did (who I forgot the name of).
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What was my initial reaction from ROTTMNT?
When ROTTMNT first came out I was pretty excited because I was (and still am) a fan of the 2012 series. But when it finally premiered and when I saw it, I was disappointed and confused because it was nothing like the 2012 series that I grew up watching. I was disappointed by Splinters design and personality, and when Draxum was introduced I actually though that he was the Shredder but with a different name. The last straw for me was when Leo asked Raph 'what training' that line blew the show for me. But, two years later I kept on getting recommendations from YouTube to watch the funniest scenes and I finally caved in one day. And then just like that, I was into the show I recorded the entire season and watched it nonstop. Now I love the show and everything about it, so please don't cancel ROTTMNT!
It is just so fucking effortless to talk to him. The other day i tried to scroll back to find something he had sent me and it took several minutes just to go back 2 days. And he’s so good at saying just the right thing to ease my anxieties. And he’s so kind and understanding and helpful. And he’s just everything I’ve been looking for for so long. And he makes me so much happier than i’ve been in such a long fucking time that i’d forgotten what this kind of happiness felt like. Literally my only concern is that I have to hold back on telling him exactly how i feel because it may not be appropriate at this early stage in our relationship. I feel like a 12 yr old with his first boyfriend and I’m trying really hard not to act like it.