aka @spookygarbagepailsister
Currently On: Season 2, Episode 2
I FELT SO BAD WHEN BAKER DIED
I let you get attached, my b
SHE CALLED SIMCOE GETTING GAGGED KINKY
^^ Read that as “She has taste”
She believes we need more drunk Hewlett bc “hes so cute”
She has decided to call Simcoe “limpdick”, John André “bird boy”, and Benedict Arnold “beefcake”
There’s no explanation to any of those
She called King George a “literal toddler fr”
“hey man they just painted that sign” -on Selah shooting the Dejong sign
“my favorite thing about hewlett is that he acts like an old man and a sad child simultaneously at all times” -and she isnt wrong
“what the actual fUCK SIMCOE” -on Simcoe using the hostages as protection in the windows
I LIED TO HER BC SHE THOUGHT CALEB WAS GONNA KILL BAKER AND I SAID “nah bro caleb wouldnt” IT WASN’T REALLY A LIE THO
She is,,, ahem “straight as simcoes dick when he sees mIsSuS sTroNg”
And requests “can simcoe just keep the gag on for the next three seasons”
She still says Tallster rights.