The reason Ghost won’t stop his weird army jokes whenever soap makes fun of him is because they’ve managed to make you laugh every single time.
And it’s not even a little giggle or a snort it’s full on eyes shut, tummy hurting, can’t breath typa laugh.
Of course he won’t stop when your reactions fueled enough confidence in him to keep going with them.
Even in the most questionable situations.
At restaurants
“You telling me a shrimp cooked this rice luv?”
At training
“Flashbangs are great. They let you meet new people by surprise.”
Under heavy anesthesia
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?~”
His jokes leave you breathless, that’s for sure.
Part 2!














