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*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

once a month the moon angers the bees

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.