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Onew: Lasagna

Onew loves cheesy puns. What else is cheesy as heck? That’s right. Lasagna. Another key feature of lasagna? its many layers. He is the most multilayered person in the world, inside and out. How does one go from tofu icon to singing an opera piece IN ITALIAN?? Speaking of ITALIAN, lasagna is a key staple of italian food. As well, it’s got the little wiggly edges, just like his hair circa sherlock era.

Jonghyun: Macaroni

Just as macaroni can be consumed in a multitude of forms in virtually every mood you could think of, so can Jonghyun’s music. He could do a collab with literally anyone and it would be amazing, similar to how you can put virtually anything in macaroni and it will still taste good. He is literally iconic, no one does it like him, cannot be compared to others - just like macaroni. Additionally, when he wore that powerpuff girls outfit it transported me directly to my childhood, just as macaroni does. Best quality: his wiggles

Key: Farfalle

Key is all about fashion. Bowties? Part of fashion. As well, farfalle, in addition to being pasta (good) has a special twist. Key also has a special twist in his witty humour and personality. Farfalle is also a very classy kind of pasta, but is still cute due to being in little bow tie shapes. Key is a very classy kind of guy, but similarly still has cuteness within him. Finally, a lot of the ways to prepare farfalle require you to have Taste, just as you need Taste in order to fully appreciate the almighty Key.

Minho: Spaghetti

Minho is very tall and thin. Spaghetti is very tall and thin. Does more need to be said? No, but I will say it anyway. Spaghetti is seen as a “basic” kind of pasta. However, its true worth is often underrated by society - just. like. Minho. He brings tons of energy to crowds of screaming fans, just as a plate of spaghetti brings energy to a house of screaming children. We do not deserve him just as we do not deserve spaghetti, and yet here we are. Additionally, Minho is extremely competitive, just as spaghetti competes with all other forms of pasta.

Taemin: Radiatore

Taemin: I don’t vote

Police officer: I meant the car

Taemin: Ooooh, haha sorry