Tacticwarpanda

The casting for Crowley and Aziraphale is perfect bc David Tennant is a lanky geometric mess of limbs and is decidedly chaos-shaped while Michael Sheen is more stocky and cherub like and decidedly friend-shaped

the audacity… the disrespect! I wish a bitch would!!

ain’t this the nigga that made a post bout how he tried to get a woman pregnant by slipping the condom off during sex so he could trap her

This post is a mess

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Yeah, and? What that got to do with Beyonce fans being fucking ridiculous?

must drink water now. hope you understand 

I can’t hit the ball standing still

when did golf start going trick shot

Dang bretheren

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

mom shaped

People who need glasses basically need to pay to see while the rest of us are on a unlimited free trial.

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

I would wear the shit out of that with like an open button down

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw