tactical butt cheeks

Ana: You don't think I can fight. *fire in her eyes* Because I'm a girl.

#one weird counterintuitive aspect of being asexual #is that im more open to kinky or weird shit #im not HAVING kinky or weird sex it's all theoretical

Same here, I'm not afraid to admit I've written a couple of filthy what if fanfics about the evil demon bad guy who totally is a giant dragon looking thing and the OC ninja chick totally getting it on that one time. That's kind of hot. Wouldn't it be weird if they fricked? Three times? Because he wants her soul for some blood ritual and enemies to lovers?

How to spot the asexual: It’s all fun and games until you try to make them read self insert smut.

I’m ace and I like self-insert stuff. See? We aren’t a monolith! and that’s why I get so furious over the “oh aces! Aces are why your sexuality is bad and wrong! The poor aces shouldn’t have to see your leather!” pearl-clutching.

“If u dont grab my ass when we’re making out then wtf are u doing.”