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what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
In updates, Parliament has confirmed that Count Binface won't be allowed to wear the bin or costume in Parliament:
He also did an interview:
We're just doing a retelling of the 'Dish and Dishonesty' episode of Blackadder the Third.
Called 'Bin and Dishonesty'
It's my birthday today!! 🎂
LOST BLADES - ferrum monoceros
Born into this life unlike other beasts of this world, the Lost Blades are a union of flesh, steel, and spirit. When a sword is lost deep in the woods, given enough time, it begins to grow. At the base of the blade, the sword will begin to swell. Slowly, a gnarl of meat will curl, pushing the blade from the hilt as the fetal ferrum monoceros develops. Eventually, the fetus’ tail will ensnare the tang of the blade - the metal core running through the weapons handle - separating it from the blade itself. At that central point, where the hilt meets the blade, the body of the animal forms. Cloven hooves, skin marbled and engraved, a wiry and unkempt mane. In time, the hilt of the weapon will split apart as the creature's tail grows in size, but younger blades tend to still have their hilts intact at the base of their tails. Throughout their lifetime, more of the original weapon is shed, but even mature specimens still show remnants of leather handle wraps and pommel ornamentation clinging to their whip-like tails. The magic that births these beasts dwells deep in the place of forgotten things, of lost socks and misplaced keys. There are many things that could produce a lost blade. A pebble underneath the wheel of a wagon, jostling a blacksmith’s produce onto the road. A brave hero’s last stand, outnumbered in unfamiliar territory. A mother and her child, frightened, armed, chased by all the things that might lurk in the shadows. Perhaps they were left behind by those who felt safe enough to lay their weapons down, finally at rest. Nothing more that might harm them, nothing left to fear. Who knows whether the lost ones remember the hands that once held them, the lives they might have protected, and the lives they might have cut short.
(still rendition)
Other creatures of The Continent: HOOKJAW HERMIT (PAGUROIDEA NERKA)
SPECULAR SAILFIN (MAKAIRA TINCTUS)
SLATE NAUTILUS (RASA TESTA)
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(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts
The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone
☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.
Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.
It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.
As a white (Irish and Polish, Not English if that matters) British woman, I feel your pain, friends. I have sensitive skin anyway (thanks Celtic genes. They call it Irish Skin for a reason) and I barely stand it in London at 23°C. Let alone 30+! Also I do martial arts for two hours in places with no air con. I don't understand either.
Phoebe vs. Kavinsky. The Ninja/ Zombie Face Off.
Two skilled warriors imbued with supernatural powers. One's a British ninja with magic martial arts, the other is a supernatural kickboxing revenant. They have an epic and climatic fight scene. Very DBZ.
Also, immediately afterwards, they both realise it was just a huge misunderstanding and go back to being lovable goofs.
"Hey, sorry I stabbed you with my ninja swords!"
"That's okay, I'm sorry for punching you through a building! You want to grab crepes?"
So, does anyone else want a BloodyMary AMV synced to Lady Gaga's Bloody Mary, or is that just me?
Also, yes not dispersing the queer stuff either.
Thomas Bangalter's picks @ The Criterion Closet
MODERN TIMES
MARTHA GRAHAM: DANCE ON FILM
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
THE COLOR OF POMEGRANATES
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"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
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OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
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"I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole?"
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Non Binary, Inkongender, genderfluid, progress rainbow flag, kenoluxine, bigender, queer, androgyne, aromantic, aroace
Sometimes I don't think I'm actually capable of being a person.
I need my weird alone time or I will explode

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I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.