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you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

the foids are entranced by my wario-like avarice, thank you

i say all three of those and don't have sex, that guys a good magician

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

as an abled, all im saying is that goku couldnt go super saiyan until he could.....

okay I'm gonna go kill your best friend, good luck

fuck krillin that bald bastard deserves it

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

as an abled, all im saying is that goku couldnt go super saiyan until he could.....

Around the time I (an eventual transsexual, to the surprise of none) turned 18 a bunch of the old dudes I knew would try to give me "life advice" all like "Here's what a Young Man(tm) needs to know before embarking upon the perilous journey to adulthood" and then they'd say just the most insane shit. Like "You have to be very careful because the world is full of malicious underage girls who'll try to trick you into having sex with them so you'll get in trouble" or "You should just go ahead and break up with your partner now before you leave town because once you're away you'll be helpless to stop the shadow legions of beautiful single women from tricking you into having sex with them, it's basically inevitable." And I'd be like "Boss, I don't think those are real scenarios that happen to people that often, I think you individually might just be a rotten son of a bitch" and the old dude would shake his head in gentle, paternal rebuke and be like "Ah, you poor, untested ingenue, you only think that because you haven't seen The Real World(tm) yet"

Hello, Nameless Shadow Legions of Beautiful Single Women, please contact me. Thank you.

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

as a fat person i dont mind because i think the same thing when looking at even fatter people

i feel like being turned on by your own body is so agonizingly normal it's so fucked that that one guy made it a whole diagnosis specifically for trans women. and he's not even dead yet

Isn’t that some Narcissus level stuff? Also how is it trans women specific? I’m confused. It just makes me think of the likes of Patrick Bateman or, well, Narcissus.

I've never once been turned on by own body and had never even thought it to be a thing until I saw people on the internet talking about it. It makes sense for gay people but does any straight person feel this way?

men will endlessly idolize the idea of a Heroic Last Stand and then have the gall to try to get you to sympathize with them cuz they feel like disposable worker drones. bro your fondest wish is to literally be disposed of and, get this, for the people disposing of you to get a good deal.

you don't even imagine that the people getting the deal would be there. I know a lot of girls who do cool sex shit about this feeling, but to you it's like what. they put you in the newspaper? at best your wife and kids don't see you get your head exploded???? something inside of you is broken.

i think part of the appeal, at least for me, is actually at any point in time having someone or something worth dying for, as well as a fantasy to feel intense anger in where it isn't looked down upon. also it's just cool to imagine being powerful enough to take on at least some percentage of a giant wave