i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

i remember july like it was yesterday

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document