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In a land of sorrow and despair, where sunlight no longer shines, a boy sleeps in a tent among the ruins of past societies. His name is Little Johnny, a kid alone in these now-quiet streets. But unbeknownst to him, his legacy is far greater than surviving in the wastelands, for inside his backpack, in a small box, lies the last hope for humanity… the Jaffa Cake.

Passed down from his great-grandfather and now to him, his dying wish was that one day he would take this Jaffa Cake to the factory where it all began. For when all the cakes are returned, so will the owner. And when he sees what humanity has become, those who sought redemption will be saved.

But until then… you, Little Johnny, must head north. There you will meet the High Priest. He will guide you from there…

be safe traveler…

bro it says go left I go left, go right I go right, this isn’t a fucking giggy. If I wanted to brake it down I would do that on the dance floor, not with this ugly ass task.

Amongus safe fuck u, ur mum too. here’s a pic of this ugly little boy

This is LIFE changing. I had to post this after observing this, I can’t keep this masterpiece to myself.

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WHY THE FUCK was the greatest showman ever made? Like… come on bro. If I wanted to watch a train wreck I would look one up on YouTube, not watch this bowl of FUCK on Disney

My ass/10 plot

My ass/10 graphics

Uh so anyway fuck you Kevin you twatty swine, I know you didn’t pay child support on our step kids.