Teddybär

and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

timmy turner dad and dinkaburg was on sight

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

if i can say something i think it's also bad to immediately absolve a female character of her wrongdoings just because she is a woman

if i can be so for real this is still doing "refusing to acknowledge her nuance because she's a girl"

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.