Certainly Not a Dog Blog

yeah you are a fall risk

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call her Zulmak the way she be in my Pit of Heresy

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

my shoulder blades are actually pretty reasonably sensitive if you remember my invisible wings are there. why are you making that face

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pup should be placed on a counter n get called a tasty snack before being covered in kisses,,,

i miss my wife chat

pup should be placed on a counter n get called a tasty snack before being covered in kisses,,,

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hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

damn straight you are