1947 was a cool year

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

why would you willingly go to mass

free wine

well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah

it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover

i think we are talking about different things

oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you

i am talking about the state of massachusetts

you're just making that place up to freak me out

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

hammer

Temporarily

Rubber mallet

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

6 slutty slutty years….

Legend says he does it to them to this day…

lmfao

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

these nice normal guys just wanted to do lord of the rings themed math and you had to come in and turn it into an improv table read. you’ve done a terrible thing to your sweet dad and his friends.

Another study in the importance of gatekeeping

Mmmmmmmm I starting to think beating kids is ok again