Arson?

Me: Guys, I was asleep by 12:00

My cousin: morning or night

Me: noon...

My cousin: *he 100% sighed* I was about to be proud of you but now I'm sad

Me: I woke up 2 hours later

Friend 1: Dude

Me: Anyways, I'm resetting my sleep schedule because I need to, so I chugged a monster and I'm going to sleep in an hour or two

Friend 1: Fun

My cousin: Resetting to normal times

Me: Yes

Cousin: Like 10:00-12:00 at night

Me: No, earlier

Me: I yawned after chugging a monster in public and I think I think i scared some tourists

Friend 2, entering the chat: Hahahaha

Me: I went shopping to get olive oil, and left with olive oil, chocolate, banana bread, and caffeine

Me, 5 minutes later: I forgot milk. I went to the store for olive oil and milk (and butter, but i forgot that I forgot it), and I left without milk (or butter)

Today at around 10 am

Me: Guess who fell asleep at 9:45

Cousin: Night or morning

Friend 1: I have the same question

Me: pm!

Me: I got about 12 hours of sleep, because I am awesome

It was at this moment that I knew, I am an absolute mess, and to answer the questions, yes I did sleep last night and yes my ADHD medication has worn off