Yuri Sakamoto

Considering that the costume was definitely Jurassic World branded, I'd be more worried that they were called Velociraptors at all (Based on size alone they'd have to be Utahraptors) more than their scale. But no, it was not a small child. His name was Hank and Hank weighed about eighty pounds more than I did at the time. I had to get a wrist x-ray. Good times.

I guess at least you can always say that you fought a dinosaur and lived to tell the tale. Not many people can say that.

"it's called recruitment, Yuri. I'm looking out of the window at them, they have flyers. I got bodychecked by a velociraptor my first day."

"Their recruitment methods are... interesting. A+ job with the inflatable dinosaur costumes, but I think that they may be scaring off more students than they are attracting. Wait... bodychecked by a velociraptor? I would ask if they hired a small child to wear that costume, but then again the small army of tyrannosauruses are not exactly to scale either..."

the cutest smile