sytl my dudes

it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

The desperate desire to create vs the oh so constant sleepiness plaguing my every action

Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.

it's what he deserves. ITS WHAT HE DESERVES !!!!!

JAPIERDOLE CO TO JEST KURWA ZA KRAJ

poe dameron is the star wars version of jack harkness send tweet

My Chemical Romance is anti-war but pro-getting in a knife fight with your homoerotic rival in an alley behind a catholic church in New Jersey

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

i step onto the bus and my bus pass declines "i'm so sorry let me try agai-" i begin to apologise. Before i finish the driver steps out of his seat and vibe checks me, obviously i fail. he roundhouses me off the bus and the passengers cheer. I walk home in a record breaking 3 hours.

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream