Hard to Be the Bard

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

queerbaiting is like breakups in the sense that u have one really bad one and then nothing can ever hurt u again. if apple tree yard holds meaning to u . u are impervious to harm

it’s funny that the dominant fandom conception of the benthan dynamic is benji endlessly worrying about ethan doing crazy shit when in reality benji is constantly like yeah obviously ethan can hold his breath for three minutes while swimming, by the way you need to climb to the 130th floor of this building from the outside with no safety wire, and also I’m gonna lead you to the edge of this cliff so you can parachute onto a moving train. stop yelling at me dude it’s fine I’ve seen you do it before