The Long Arm of Coincidence

@doublemustard

Trying to figure out why I'm so anhedonic!

We have developed "distractingly intense neck and shoulder pain" from "giving it our 90% at work while sleeping wrong (and woken up every few hours because our upstairs neighbor apparently trances like elf)" and would like the anhedonia back please. Hhhhhhh

Iconic historical stage designs for The Queen of the Night sequence from Mozart’s “Magic Flute” - the first image by Karl Friedrich Schinkel in 1815, the second by Simon Quaglio in 1818 (x)

Trying to figure out why I'm so anhedonic!

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

This is what trying to hang out with @pierogipie is like

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit